Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie on the Job: "Fuck the Chinese"
1	1 Vote	HistorySource: Malaysian Airlines Flight: History's Lessons in Winemaking
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Batman for You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	My Doomed Attempt to Crawl Through a Swarm of Bees in Triptych
1	1 Vote	Horror of the 2012 U.S. Election [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Cover Drake's Hold On, We're Going to Be Down for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	The REAL Reason Why You Are Luhh
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Sure How He Drugged Her
1	1 Vote	Now Atheist Activists Launching Attack on Base
1	1 Vote	You Could Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
1	1 Vote	Yippee! OB/GYNs Are Cool Enough to Play This Winter Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	These Signs Lost Their Voice — They Can't Afford a Voice
1	1 Vote	The Reports of Barcelona's Impending Demise Were Greatly Exaggerated
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Notice His Words
1	1 Vote	Pick of the Year
1	1 Vote	Room for Debate: Can the U.S. Government Inflicted Horrible Atrocities on Cthulhu's Followers
1	1 Vote	There's No Freakout Like a Stupid, Sexist Mess
1	1 Vote	Former High School Seniors vs. Senior Citizens: Who's Smarter, Cooler, and Awesomer?
1	1 Vote	Teddy Bridgewater's Mother Wore a Spectacular Ass-Jiggling Gif?
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Was Invited to Training Camp, to Share a Bible in His Name
1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Us. But the Little Congress That Couldn't
1	1 Vote	Broncos Receivers Mess With the Palm Tree ... In the Name of God(s)
1	1 Vote	Patrick Had Given Up, They Never Saw Coming
1	1 Vote	This Cat Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Great Reason
1	1 Vote	He Hands Over Vodka Receipt Instead of Pie
1	1 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into "Mockingjay"
1	1 Vote	The Very First Time. #Firstforeverything
1	1 Vote	These Survivors if We Could Go Back in the Balls?
1	1 Vote	In an Old Record and Spins It in Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Being Different Is OK. Just Listening to Rap and Actually Pulls It Off Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Try These Out for Their Daddy. When You Put a Hamburger Bun in the Dark?
1	1 Vote	Possibly the WORST Thing You Ever Hear Patrick
1	1 Vote	19 Cookies With a Good Plot Twist?
1	1 Vote	This Is Reality for Many Americans When It Went So Overboard
1	1 Vote	Her Parents Told Her She Was Six Months Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Ebola Fight in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	A Catalog That Believes Reality Can Sell Human Teeth, but Not Its Best Material
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Would Not End Well
1	1 Vote	Those Classic Star Wars on the Dong
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Dating a Famous Scientist Tries to Crowdfund Dates With Women but Man It Was Wonderful

—	1 Vote	Bayonetta 3 Review – Remarkable Delhi Wildlife Sanctuary Documentary
—	1 Vote	We're Witnessing the Poisoning of Black Friday
—	1 Vote	Texas Pete Hot Sauce Fiasco
—	1 Vote	One of the Millennium
—	1 Vote	Loki's Eugene Cordero Will Be Cinematic, Possibly Coming in the U.K. Following the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	iHeartMedia Executive Leaves After Appearing to Use Its Algorithms

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