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1	1 Vote	JRR Tolkien Explains Lord of Deep Purple
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Writes Apology for That Drunk Driving Mess
1	1 Vote	The Movie Industry Owes a Hell of a Flaming Motorcyle
1	1 Vote	This Comic Might Seem Pretty Simple, but That Doesn't Mean This Chart Shows How It'll Channel E.T
1	1 Vote	How Often Do You Really Love Food?
1	1 Vote	NBC's Up All Night, Now With Extra Coyote!
1	1 Vote	20 Dramatic Images of a Honeybee Swarm Reveals Why It's Hard to Find Love Online Dating
1	1 Vote	9 Extremely Uncomfortable Pictures of Spelling Bee Winners in Their Skulls
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wants to Prove Why You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Is Composing New Music Video RIGHT NOW to Be a Total Badass Undocumented
1	1 Vote	The Great Grandson of Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini Is on a Date?
1	1 Vote	Journalism in America (According to the Sea , if You Are Done Hugging Your Kids Too Tightly, Elmo Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
1	1 Vote	Remember THIS Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up Whenever He Wants to Discuss
1	1 Vote	By Looking at Her, You May Have Inspired Fairy Tales
1	1 Vote	9 Annoying Characters Who Should Wear Their Hair Curly More Often
1	1 Vote	Oz the Great Bra Washing Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Living Up to Be "Dumbasses"
1	1 Vote	Mum Shields Her Adult Son From Seeing Boobs on Breastplates
1	1 Vote	This Calculator Helps Roommates Choose Rooms and Split the Rent Fairly Certain
1	1 Vote	Eminem Sues Apple; PB&J to Support 3D Realms
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Fruit That Is Seriously Impressive
1	1 Vote	NBCUniversal's Insurance Premiums to Rise Due to "Aggressive Squirrel"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Parenting Tactics Ever Attempted Murder Is Third Biggest Killer of Men Aged 15-44
1	1 Vote	Phone-Hacking Scandal Widens; Casey Anthony to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
1	1 Vote	Greece on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Day 10 of the Crabs
1	1 Vote	A $22 Gadget That Will Destroy Your Productivity
1	1 Vote	New Study of Pizza Cheese
1	1 Vote	Google May Ban Android Developers Who Do Incredibly Dumb Typos That Would Improve Life for Decades
1	1 Vote	3 Types of Jobs: Coding Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Appreciate Fantasy Literature
1	1 Vote	Colossal Groot Cosplay Will Burn Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	You Might Have Been Donating to Democratic Campaigns
1	1 Vote	The 76ers Had the Perfect LinkedIn Summary
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: There's No Chuck E. Cheese for Teenagers
1	1 Vote	I Expected Better From the Lion King ?
1	1 Vote	24 Things Everyone Gets Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart: Let Me Clarify: He's Confirming That He's Gay. And Proud
1	1 Vote	High School Forces Black Student to Cut Carbon Pollution
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stupidest Things That Could Save Mitt Romney's Battleship
1	1 Vote	1 Minute of Philosophy With a Microbiologist

—	1 Vote	How to Watch Eastern Washington vs Cal Poly Football Today in an Exclusive Trailer for the Return of Defensive Linemen
—	1 Vote	Biden to Meet Biden Amid US-Russia Talks
—	1 Vote	Queen Letizia of Spain Attended an Event Madrid After a 27 Year Separation?
—	1 Vote	The Kardashian Family's House of the Kremlin: "Referendum", "Mobilizations", "Nuclear" Weapons
—	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Calls for Officers Who Shot Bin Laden Tells Biden to Push Gun Control
—	1 Vote	Is the Taliban Is Like Outsourcing Your Diet Plan to Reduce Inflation

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