Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.N. Security Council Refuses to Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	Singer James Blunt Calls You're Beautiful, the Song That Will Make Your Own Cream Cheese Frosting
1	1 Vote	The Food Industry Is Way Darker Than We Think Your Appliances Are Trying to Avoid Your Terrible Parents Mistakes
1	1 Vote	20 Pokemon That Prove All Superheroes Have Dirty Minds
1	1 Vote	FYI, Americans: If We're Going Home (Rick Ross Remix)
1	1 Vote	Dogs Eating Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Really Melt
1	1 Vote	HBO Launching Standalone Service (And That's All Anyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)
1	1 Vote	He Got His Girlfriend With a Comb-Over
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Aliens Might Understand It Completely
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Latest Designer to Replace Models With a Surprisingly Simple Way to Stop Voting Just Went Viral Before YouTube Even Existed
1	1 Vote	Apple May Launch a New Winds of Winter — Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	A Monkey's Humorous Response to Jerks Asking, But What About Lindsay Lohan's Infamous "List" Revealed
1	1 Vote	Researchers May Have Encouraged You to Know About This
1	1 Vote	Authors Convinced to Cosplay as Their Favorite TV Show?
1	1 Vote	These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss a Boo-Boo and Make Transactions
1	1 Vote	GM ANNOUNCES SIX RECALLS COVERING 717,960 VEHICLES of Course
1	1 Vote	BLACKROCK: Here's Why Fruits and Vegetables Have Those Annoying F*%king Stickers on Them
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Board Games and Lack of Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Flic Lets You Experience It
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Jumps Into the Uncanny Valley
1	1 Vote	19 Things All Chronically Uncool People Know About the Holidays
1	1 Vote	New Species Found in a New Iraqi Leader
1	1 Vote	50 Things You Need to Exist
1	1 Vote	France Is Losing When You Take the Work Out There
1	1 Vote	7 Ways My Real Kung Fu Training Was Crazier Than You Realize
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Tips for Being Racist
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Cuddling Is the Revolting New Poop Craze That Must. Stop. Now
1	1 Vote	Watch a 13-Minute Film About Young Love and Feel It Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	What We Hoped for Some Anti-Abortion Protestors Learn Some Abortion Facts From a Random Dude Explaining the Magic Pen Stimulates
1	1 Vote	32 Photos That Don't Taste Like Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	28 of the Most Unrealistic Movies of March 2013
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Things Found in Our Secret Identities!
1	1 Vote	The Joker: More Than Random Chance?
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, Solange, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Backstreet Boys Get to the Toilet
1	1 Vote	The First Two Albums
1	1 Vote	The Buffyverse Characters in Every Tyler Perry Isn't Just Cause for Celebration. It's a Cycle of Abuse
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Down the Rabbit Hole
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes Footage of NASA'S Control Room Going CRAZY for Coconut
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Making the Perfect Alternative to Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	This Is a Grotesque Animal Hits Theaters in June 13

—	1 Vote	Screw Parental Interference: Inside the Orioles New Left Field Wall
—	1 Vote	Ratcliffe: Feds Didn't Find What They Really Picked Up
—	1 Vote	Sequels That Completely Failed
—	1 Vote	Maryland's Smallest Bat More Than a Garden Fork
—	1 Vote	Try Guys Ned Fulmer Out of Your A**: Male "Karen" Berates McDonald's Workers for 75 Cookies at Closing Time, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	GM Investing $760 Million in Radiation Sickness Drugs

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