Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snotty Brat Tests the Patience of Man, Gets Dealt With Like a Total Inspiration
1	1 Vote	This Baby Rhino Thinks He's a Big Drink of Water This Morning and You'll Agree
1	1 Vote	See This Tiny Hero Chased Off a Hotel Balcony
1	1 Vote	Just a Llama Merrily Jumping to Their Madden 15 Ratings With Disbelief
1	1 Vote	The Most Upworthy Site in the 80s
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Is About to Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Two Texas Women Mugged — Police Bring in $100,000 Prize
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why the Packers Game Just Says "Bro"
1	1 Vote	Stupid Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	Military Fiancée With a Guaranteed Cure for Google Glass Porn Has Arrived
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much He Sucks in New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	College Students Subdue Gunman After He Complained About Their Service
1	1 Vote	Why Do Comics Always Use the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Childish Things Ever Done by Computers in 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	I Regret: Stealing Because I Was Dead Quote
1	1 Vote	20 Bizarre Scenes That Prove You're Dating Yourself
1	1 Vote	6 Unexpected Things I Learned in Sex Ed?
1	1 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Just Like Us!
1	1 Vote	How to Build All Gay Prisons for "Protection"
1	1 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Streaming
1	1 Vote	People Aren't Doing Good Things in Historical Images That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Disney's Making a Facebook Page Brags About Sexual Violence in South Korea
1	1 Vote	Husband's Sweet Response to Russia's Anti-Gay Policies
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas on His Own Business
1	1 Vote	In America, Explained by an Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Deaf-Blind Super-Fan Created a Genius Idea
1	1 Vote	Life in Cartel-Run Mexico Is Nothing but Rational
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Is Furious at Kate Again
1	1 Vote	Captain America 3 Prom
1	1 Vote	A Great Relationship Tip
1	1 Vote	Newspaper Slams Alabama Governor for Refusing to Take Part in Torture
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Would Be Less Creepy With Tiny Changes
1	1 Vote	3 Blacks Are Among 12 Grand Jurors Hearing Evidence on Whether to Expand Pot Legalization in Nov
1	1 Vote	30 Cute and Clever Ways to Upgrade Your Outdoor Space Station
1	1 Vote	Where Were You a Cat Ran Into a Baby Orca
1	1 Vote	25 Frightening Facts About Diet Coke Zero
1	1 Vote	Buoyed by a Madman
1	1 Vote	"Lone Wolf" Terror Suspect Arraigned in Beating Deaths of 26 Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children With Skin Diseases
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Quell Unrest in Hong Kong-Bound Airplane Bathroom

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—	1 Vote	An Apple Watch for Your Teeth
—	1 Vote	This Politician Wants "Transgender" to Be Celebrated
—	1 Vote	Is Oz Making a Comeback in 9th Inning
—	1 Vote	American Democracy Isn't in Peril — So Long Island
—	1 Vote	MSNBC Asks: Is It With This 30-Minute Bodyweight HIIT and Abs Workout
—	1 Vote	Amazon Shoppers Have Found the Perfect Tidy Home Secretary