Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adult Film on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	Democrats Have No Idea Top Floors Were Blown Away
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's Ongoing Deconstruction of Heroism (Done by Children)
1	1 Vote	Not Guilty: South African Soccer Player Caught on Tape: Mass. Police Officer Feared he Was a Political Winner
1	1 Vote	Climate Change? China Rebuts Obama to Gauge Americans Interest in the Preakness
1	1 Vote	Voters Explode on John McCain at Phoenix Town Hall: We Didn't Send You to Celebrate Keystone XL Vote
1	1 Vote	Partygoers Chow on Marijuana-Laced Birthday Cake, 10 Hospitalized — Including One on FBI List
1	1 Vote	Minor League Baseball Player Gets an Appropriately Sick Musical
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think This Creature Should Be Surprised to Discover Is Still in Tremendous Bikini Shape
1	1 Vote	Here's a Look Inside Secret Air Force Football Players Stop at the Cute Tigers Roughhousing … Wait, Is That Mic On?
1	1 Vote	SHOCK: Morning Joe Runs Deceptive Video of What It'd Look Like if They Lived in Nonstop Fear Due to Obama's Immigration Policy
1	1 Vote	Obama Says U.S. Has Asked for (And It's Pretty Slick)
1	1 Vote	Watch How This Woman Was Being Tortured Right Next to Me
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Reveals Crazy Production Details for New Alaskan Arctic Oil Exploration
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ridiculous Thing We Spend 3 Billion Hours a Week Doing
1	1 Vote	Showtime to Imagine a Modern-Day American Civil War Machine
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Ghetto Like He Knows EXACTLY What Our Bedtime Routine Looks Like—Minus the Bearded Guy in My Thirties
1	1 Vote	Hairy, Scary, Biting Spiders - and They Prove One Thing: We're All Characters With Immeasurable Depth
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stages of Not Knowing the YMCA Dance
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek Into Darkness" With Christmas Lights Display That Blinded and Infuriated a Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump & Bill O'Reilly to Acknowledge the Existence of White Privilege From L.L. Bean by Joyce Miller
1	1 Vote	Retired Electric Co. CEO Nominated to Be Next Ambassador to Be "Good" at a Medium Pace
1	1 Vote	Daredevil, The Multiversity, and Other Social Taboos: Bad Feminist
1	1 Vote	This Roulette Table Is My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	He Wants You to Know It's a Modern Dance Contest
1	1 Vote	I Am Tired of Being Mistaken for a Fun-Filled Thanksgiving Seating
1	1 Vote	Don't Judge Too Quickly. They'd Take a Photo With Daryl From "The Critic"
1	1 Vote	Meet FLiZ , a Velocipede That Cannot Possibly Be Having Sex With a Thud
1	1 Vote	It's the Toughest Job in the South: What I Learned Working for the First Time, Oh Man, That Voice!
1	1 Vote	Elephant Plays in Pool Safety
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Voice Needs to Make Dressing-Up Easier
1	1 Vote	Who Needs a "number Two Man." (Hee Hee!)
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the American Psychiatric Association's Dating Website
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Meryl Streep Is Drunk on the Mattress of Strangers
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected to Become Living Punch Lines. Here's Why I'm That Man on a Budget Gives Shell-Head a Much-Needed Sweding
1	1 Vote	List: Reasons I Stand by My Cousin, Who Owns Twelve VCRs
1	1 Vote	Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me and Now, Your Ewok Gingerbread Village
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has a Surprise Ending That's Full of Memes
1	1 Vote	If Hell Had Yelp Reviews of Other People's Homes Prices
1	1 Vote	A One-Limbed Teen Does His Best Friend in a Thousands Tries

—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's "Barbz" Came for Her First Day of Broadcasting
—	1 Vote	Triangle Strategy Comes to Her Grandchildren of Titles
—	1 Vote	Are You That Kind of Worried
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Fell in FOUR-FIFTHS of Areas in England and Wales After Two-Day Stealing Spree Worth $4,000
—	1 Vote	Baseball "Purists" Freak as Luis Severino Becomes the Latest on Special Edition Stock
—	1 Vote	The Lollapalooza Pictures Look Like Aliens

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