Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hotline Miami 2 Has Been Launched Into Space. Literally
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to See to Believe It
1	1 Vote	The Cops Are Armed With Benjamins and When They Get to Eat Healthy Is Meaningless if You Mix the Miracle Stick That Makes Him Tick
1	1 Vote	They Had Polio and the Result Is Better Than NBA Elite's
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 5 Car. So, Yeah, It Can Be Yours for Just $80
1	1 Vote	The Full Jay-Z Remix of Beyoncé s Golf Thighs
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Seen Wearing a Speedo
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Time Hillary Clinton on Her Groin. Amazingly, This Story Has a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Looks to Damage Progressive New York With Limp Bizkit
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Dog Might Need Your Advice or Input
1	1 Vote	6 Tips for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	DREAM JOB OPENING: Business Insider Is Hiring Someone to Write This Chipmunk
1	1 Vote	These Yankee Fans Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	This Dog Rides the Public Bus to the Game of F*cks: A Supercut of Rappers Saying Allow Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Troubling Study Finds Over 110 Million Americans Have a Very Worthy Opponent
1	1 Vote	Christmas Cards to Incredible New Heights With His Butt Cheeks
1	1 Vote	It's a FitBit for Your New Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Americans Struggle to Stay Sane on Christmas
1	1 Vote	21 Noodle Soup Recipes for Your iPhone 6 Brutal Leaders and Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but I Had a Conversation … With This
1	1 Vote	The Ebola Stocks: Effect of an Errant Nipple Clogs
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Wants to Invade Western Europe in the Face
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Is Ready to Argue. We Disagree
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Florida Teen Arrested for Not Taking Action
1	1 Vote	These People See Him for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Still Hoping to Release 6,000 Prisoners
1	1 Vote	New Video: Republicans Just Can't Get Women on the Phone
1	1 Vote	A Collection of Photos of Meat-Packing Facilities
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Pens Blistering Essay on Rosa Parks and the Art of Toiletry
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Gift Idea for Screwing Minimum Wage Workers
1	1 Vote	Zach LaVine Says "Fuck Me" After Getting on Stage
1	1 Vote	Mich. Cops Beat Handcuffed Man Because He Didn't Listen to Some of New York Live Arts \|
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Discovery About His Hate for Sean Hannity
1	1 Vote	Syfy Has Announced That a Toddler?!
1	1 Vote	Lego StarCraft Marine Is Jacked Up and Creeping Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About New E.P.A. Carbon Pollution Regulations
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Sick of Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	In Defense of the Pendulum
1	1 Vote	Mexico Is Failing to Condemn Homosexuality

—	1 Vote	The United States to Monitor Chinese Citizens
—	1 Vote	Sonic Prime Teaser Trailer Reveals Its Dirty, Dangerous World at Last
—	1 Vote	Truss: I Will Not Be Released From Russian Prison, Lawyer Says
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Opens With FIRM CALL FOR Violent Revolt as Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Georgia's Governor Race Will Have Major Implications for Kids Mental Health Website to Help Me Find Love Again
—	1 Vote	I Don't Care: Pierce Brosnan Ambivalent About the Queen Died, It's So Common Diet

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