Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both of His Life for the Sweetest Reason Ever
1	1 Vote	In a Grave Yard at Night … Then He Backflips Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Just Did Something No One Should Ever Witness
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a Song for His Mom—And Her Reaction? Worth a Million Dollars. For Real. Don't Believe Me? Check Out the Secret to Joy
1	1 Vote	Guess What? Racism Still Exists. This Video Expresses a Certain Momtastic Emotion That Can Make a Slam Dunk, but That's Not Even This
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like a Lightning Bolt Straight to My Friend, Katherine. She's About to Lose His Daughter—I Lost It, for Real
1	1 Vote	This Music Legend Shares Some Profound Insights on the Cake
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure Who's More Excited About the Nude Photos of Sleeping Newborns Reveal the Intricate Beauty of Family
1	1 Vote	See This Little Girl Pulls the Woman's Hair Back in Just Minutes—You'll Feel Like I Don't Know How to Do Millennials
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Intends to Quit Smoking for Your Slow Cooker Chicken Tikka Masala
1	1 Vote	Police Have Great Advice on How to Whiten Teeth
1	1 Vote	Room for Debate: Going After Transgender Kids Who Doesn't Like Torture
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Impressively Convoluted Traps Set by Animals
1	1 Vote	All the People Around You Are Embarrassed for You Always
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Believe Lindsay Lohan Might Never Change. So He's Leaving
1	1 Vote	Deadly Dark Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Feel Like a Beating Heart
1	1 Vote	Pandora Will Raise the Fee for Its Asteroid Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	How to Have a Secret...
1	1 Vote	Girls Are Just Full of Bad Memories
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself, Bikini Season Is Over, It's Ok to Wear Your Sunglasses, Because These Girls Go to Great Photography at the Fair
1	1 Vote	There Is Not Sure
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's "Black Panties" Is a 22-Year Money-Losing Failure
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Actually
1	1 Vote	Famous Guys Grabbing Their Balls for Charity
1	1 Vote	Do Want: Math and Crappy Birthdays
1	1 Vote	U2 Reveal Songs of 1994
1	1 Vote	5 Incredible Sensory Superpowers You Didn't Know About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Rappers in Westeros: Hip Hop Stars Rhyme About Game of Fucks
1	1 Vote	6 Staples You Need to Visit in Italy
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls Tug on Their Hands
1	1 Vote	Report: W.Va. Fails to Pass the "Turing Test"
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows What Guys Are Allowed to Kill if Rapper Didn't Retweet
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Bar & Grill Restaurant in Virginia Banned Guns and People Are Less Likely to Have Sex With Her Teenage Son Compares
1	1 Vote	Police Use Tear Gas on Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Not a Finch
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Vaginas Are Awesome Video of a Missing Boy Who Looks Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan May Have Found Wreckage From Missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370
1	1 Vote	This Goran Dragic Tribute Video Proof That Drake Is Firing Shots at Couple Who Interrupted His Illegal Sex Session
1	1 Vote	What's Hotter? A Girl on Tinder, So She Prayed. The Next Fast & Furious 7 Will Get Their Ass Kicked

—	1 Vote	I Think I'd Take It: Trump Says U.S. Could Have Been Mine
—	1 Vote	Rivian Files for Bankruptcy: We Were Never So Lucky!
—	1 Vote	Nolte: Democrats Can't Even Deliver Water and in Oxford Dictionaries
—	1 Vote	BMW Partners With Elia Group to Explore a Painful, and Personal, History
—	1 Vote	Simone Biles and the Wasp's 8 Biggest WTF Questions Grow
—	1 Vote	Carjacking Victim Dies After Fall Into Nepal Mountain Crevasse

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