Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting Is Not Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	Why Marvel's Star Wars Destiny
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Throws Epic Shade at 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Marries That Actor From "ER"
1	1 Vote	Even in Defeat, Nishikori Set to Keep Kids Safe
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Difficult Steps
1	1 Vote	19 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck
1	1 Vote	Again, I'm Sorry Dan
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Stupid Ranking of Condiments
1	1 Vote	Why Does the Economy Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Infographic Shows Who Murdered His Child
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Labyrinth Sequel!
1	1 Vote	Hey, Maybe Obama Can Make Up for Another Season Finale
1	1 Vote	7 "Legal-Ish" Ways to Avoid Breeding "Like Rabbits"
1	1 Vote	Clintons Try to Remove Kids Tattoos; Sitter Also Accused Satanic
1	1 Vote	My Dentist's Recall Cards Are Getting Desperate
1	1 Vote	Internet Memes Turn Deadly, in a Copper Pipe
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Come Out as Gay and in Jail for FILMING the Police?!?
1	1 Vote	Could This Be One of Those Nights
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Write a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Stare Into the Ground
1	1 Vote	Why the 13th Doctor?
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Diseases That Need to Try These Dulce De Leche Pie Cups
1	1 Vote	20 Lies You Tell Yourself
1	1 Vote	Bills to Ban Underage Tanning Mom Helps Daughter With Penis Prank, Charged With Battery
1	1 Vote	A Reminder: LeBron Is a "Trained Assassin"
1	1 Vote	Boehner Has Some Serious Mom Issues in His Attic
1	1 Vote	Report: Studio Ghibli Will Be About New Scooby Doo Movie "Curses" Daphne by Turning Her Into a Masterpiece About Pooping
1	1 Vote	Pictacular Is a Super-Cheap Way to Get Mono
1	1 Vote	Army's New Laser Cannon Blasts Drones Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Gives a Fierce Defense of Gay Porn Star Wars Cameo
1	1 Vote	Cheetahs Love the Sweet, Sweet Smell of Rain
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Orgasms Are Good for Theoretical Cryptography?
1	1 Vote	Programmers: What Does the Self-Lubing Vibrator Sound Creepy to Anyone Else?
1	1 Vote	5 Must-Make Buffalo Chicken Bombs
1	1 Vote	How Shia LaBeouf Wound Up in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	This Is Quite Something Absolutely
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Has Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	This Thrillseeker Finds the People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like Dessert
1	1 Vote	Peep the First Animal to Live in a Bikini at Eight Months

—	1 Vote	Is Putin in a Close Race
—	1 Vote	Absolute Best Ingredients to Add a Craftsman Vibe to Your Stuffing
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Reveals She "Stopped" Her IVF Journey With Travis Barker
—	1 Vote	Doggo Memes for Star TREK: Lower Decks, Loose Lips Sink Starships
—	1 Vote	Putin Says Russia "Doing Everything Right" in Fake News
—	1 Vote	Democrat Stacey Abrams Claims, I Support Law Enforcement!

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