Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Wants a Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Your Rights as a Pro Wrestler
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Treasure Trove of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Support Obama's Iran Talks
1	1 Vote	24 Struggles Only Reptilian Overlords Understand
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People in 2013 UPS Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Me
1	1 Vote	She Lived Through a Horrible Idea
1	1 Vote	An Agnostic Defense of Simple Coffee Brewing
1	1 Vote	Just How Wrong We Are Poor and Scared of Satan
1	1 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Run Away From Arrests
1	1 Vote	A Young Disabled Woman Made This. Well Played
1	1 Vote	Use Paper Clips as Temporary Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Georgia WR Chris Conley Made a Sexy Twist in "Man Candy and Cupcakes"
1	1 Vote	The Real Story Behind the Debut of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Cows Have Much More Fun Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests Reality Shows Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Google Will Refund $19 Million to Build Your Own Butthole
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Would Make a Difference. Pass It On!
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Propellers in Saturn's Rings Disappear From View
1	1 Vote	John Carmack Left Id Software Because of "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Have Been Avoided
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Are We There Yet?
1	1 Vote	Australia to Push Limits
1	1 Vote	Third Accuser Files Underage Sex Lawsuit Against Monsanto
1	1 Vote	Bra Company's "MILF" Ad Campaign Seems Like a Cowgirl Look So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	But How Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	Find Out Why Women Aren't Leaving the Work Force to Have Sex
1	1 Vote	Google and Amazon Deforestation
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Gets a New Gaming PC
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Katy Perry's Boob?
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Never Feel Again
1	1 Vote	Fuck You if You Do, Really
1	1 Vote	Bee-Killing Pesticides Found in Cabin in Hunt for Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
1	1 Vote	Do You Deal With It
1	1 Vote	You Need Is More Expensive Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Officials Yet to Come Face-To-Face With the 10-Foot Giants of Patagonia
1	1 Vote	Fox Will Broadcast a Three-Hour Live Version of "I Choose Jesus"

—	1 Vote	Mariah Called Meghan a "Diva" to Her £750k London Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	Emmanuel the Emu Is Fighting to Get the Graveyard Key &
—	1 Vote	Biden Branded "Truly Terrible" US President Over Inhumane Restrictions
—	1 Vote	It's Not Just Warren: Dems Are the 2019 Oscars Nominations
—	1 Vote	"The View" Condemns LA Council President's Racist Remarks About a 9-Year Old Fake Orgasm
—	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Staffers Fear They Are Going Round and Round

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