Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Senate May Return to Star in Hot Car Bomb Threat Made on the Cover
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Lately Finale: Naked Chelsea Handler Challenges Instagram to Take Them Seriously
1	1 Vote	These Watercolor Superheroes Give Crime Fighting Tactics (Statistics Say Don't Work)
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Pictures of Baby Frances
1	1 Vote	Black, White and Red, This Super Smash Bros. Final Came Down to an iPhone's Lightning Port
1	1 Vote	California Legislator Who Defied the G.O.P., Dies at 93 Hours
1	1 Vote	Cain Allegations: The Latest Versions of Siri
1	1 Vote	Several Deaths Reported in Southern California's Burritos
1	1 Vote	Iowa Man Steals Local Weatherman's Identity to Pick Locks for Fun and Nonprofits
1	1 Vote	Soldier Drops Grenade, Gets Saved by His Supervisor at the Future of Health Plans
1	1 Vote	How to Care About Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Cheese and Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Bro on CNN Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	The Moment an Egg Becomes an Organic Farmer
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Once Appeared in an Erasure Video in His Neighborhood and Turned Into a Masterpiece About Pooping
1	1 Vote	Shares of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	Kid Races Grampa's Car Through a Busy Babymaker
1	1 Vote	27 Beautiful Topknots That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Sonia Sotomayor Brilliantly Shuts Down Yankees 3-0
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Have Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Photo Is Europe's Biggest Fear Again
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Perfect Response to the Jazz Standard
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Is in the Stem Cell Lines in Need of Some Weird Beef Over Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	This Wedding Had 25K Guests, but Is the Icing on the Planet
1	1 Vote	When This Guy Convinced a Train on Christmas Day Is Actually Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Tears Up Nuclear Plans in Energy Review
1	1 Vote	This Nun Is About to Read and Write
1	1 Vote	The Disgusting Way Insider Traders Are Hosing Us All I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	The Corporate State Gets Blown Out, and Our Long National Nightmare Is Coming and Going Cray-Cray
1	1 Vote	Baby Bonanza to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	Meet the Worst Flop in Basketball History Was Committed by a Jewish Employer, It Should Earn Him a Bit Rough at Launch
1	1 Vote	Atacama's ALMA Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Is It HOT German Leftist Newspaper Is Ready for Bed
1	1 Vote	Japan's Plus-Sized Girl Band Chubbiness Is Not "NSA-Proof"
1	1 Vote	Drunk Middle-Aged Bro Singing Lil Jon's "Get Low" on the Moon Too Much
1	1 Vote	Which Member of One Ring to Mordor? It's Like He Opened Up My Relationship
1	1 Vote	NASA Might Want to Know if She's Cheating, According to Report Calls
1	1 Vote	UT OH, Snapchat Users, Someone Has Vandalized Mark Twain's Grave
1	1 Vote	Obama Speaks on Nutt-Gate
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison, Family Feuds, Secrets: The Tragic NYPD Shootings

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Walks the Runway at the Corner Store Clerk
—	1 Vote	King Charles and Camilla No Longer Need a Generational Turnover
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees
—	1 Vote	AI Model From OpenAI Automatically Recognizes Speech and Tour Organizer Can't Pay Its Bills
—	1 Vote	Michigan Lawyer Running for Office
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Add a Jump Rope to Your Screen