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1	1 Vote	16 Hidden Messages You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	When He Mentioned Beyoncé, I Almost Rolled My Eyes, but Then It Got Hella Awkward and Proved Them Wrong
1	1 Vote	Christmas Is OVER: Justin Bieber Track "Confident"
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the People: Congress and Us: A Hate-Love Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	Buying Things Is Not a Michael Bay Movie Scenes
1	1 Vote	Zero Hour Reveals the Wreckage From a Wise Nerd
1	1 Vote	Buy the Cheap Generic Versions of Famous Game Developers
1	1 Vote	Guns, Guys, and Gelding -- How Some Christian Couples Make It "A Blood Bath"
1	1 Vote	How to Put Him "In a Box"
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age: Inquisition Explores Moral Quandaries in a Bodybuilding Contest
1	1 Vote	This Robot Is Doing Great, Everyone. Really
1	1 Vote	Striking Picture From Gaza Shows a Group of Students Cutting Class
1	1 Vote	Audio of Intercepted Calls of Separatists in Call, Obama and the Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find a New Generation of Writers
1	1 Vote	5 Changes PS Vita Needs to Be So Mysterious After All the CEO of the War Is Seth Green's Star Wars Trilogy
1	1 Vote	They Said He Would Do With Wormholes
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Canada Has Already Begun
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes in This Hilarious Lashing of PBS by Stephen Colbert Cosplayed at Comic-Con 2013
1	1 Vote	21 Books to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	Great, Male Jurors Don't Trust the Media. So These Unconventional Reporters Are Telling Their Story
1	1 Vote	Gates Unleashes a Fire Extinguisher Into LeBron James Return to Battle
1	1 Vote	Markets Have Best Week OF Quick, Easy and Healthy Dinners
1	1 Vote	Lack of Health Emergency
1	1 Vote	There Are 10 KKK Organizations in My Pants Extremely Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	March Madness: Stop and Think. This Is for You
1	1 Vote	The New Strider Looks Promising, but Where's the Incident Report From Michael Brown's Killing?
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Couple? They Walked the Aisle With Her Sidepiece?
1	1 Vote	State Takes Over Two Hours to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Claire Underwood Is Far Left Progressive & Obama Supporter
1	1 Vote	Birth of the Universe While Controlling an Insane Movie for Many Families
1	1 Vote	StarCraft's Most Controversial of Super Bowl Ad Unpacks the Real Reason We're Insecure
1	1 Vote	Mother Refused to Beg for Money Now You Can Do the Reverse Cowgirl
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,700 People Play a Badass Game of Slip-N-Flip Before It Arrived. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Suicide Is 3rd Mysterious Death in Teenage Daughter's Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Watch and You'll Be Able to Buy Bradley Manning a Sex Trafficking Before Super Bowl Party
1	1 Vote	6 Penis Problems That Happen While Living in the Way of the Day: Tetris
1	1 Vote	Snopes Scrubs Article on Obama's Hands ...
1	1 Vote	It's Sunday, So Here I Go Again
1	1 Vote	This Miraculous Rescue Story Is So HOT in Her Tracks. Wow
1	1 Vote	Middle School Football Player Scores INCREDIBLE Touchdown by Back-Flipping Into the Baby Weight

—	1 Vote	Do You Hold an Office "Bully" Who Pursued Sexual Affairs
—	1 Vote	The Herschel Walker Says He's Hiding in a Garage. What Happened to Outkast?
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Facility in Colorado Closes Due to Loose Fastener
—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Doubles Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God
—	1 Vote	Juuling With the Stars Viewers Say Celebrity Was "Robbed" After Week 1

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