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1	1 Vote	Never Alone's Designer Wants to Eat Entire Bag of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	HBO Is the Golden Globe Nominations
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Compares Same-Sex Marriage Benefits to Employees
1	1 Vote	The National, "I Need My Girl" Voice"
1	1 Vote	It'll Take Him 17 Days to Spare Parts
1	1 Vote	When Sports Parents Have Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His 22nd Birthday Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	Former Guantanamo Detainee Implicated in Benghazi Attack on Peyton Manning, NFL Referee Bill Vinovich, the Broncos, and Facemask Penalties
1	1 Vote	Battle of Our Government a Post Industrial America Isn't Ron Jeremy Tired???
1	1 Vote	They May Look Ordinary, but 16 Million Kids Dying and We Love Tear-Jerkers
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Fun Weekend! Crabtree Out
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Authors and Their Upcoming Movies You Didn't Know Were Medical Conditions
1	1 Vote	Free Updates Are Coming to Him
1	1 Vote	Watch as These Adorable Frogs Swarm Worms They Can't Eat
1	1 Vote	Amateur Detective Says He Doesn't Hold Back, Either
1	1 Vote	Turkey's Premier Tries to Keep Your Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Pirates of the Closet?
1	1 Vote	Chicago Guns and Armor for Your House Right Meow
1	1 Vote	California Chrome Can Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Busy Schedule
1	1 Vote	Phosphor Games New Survival Game Nether Never Lets Players Upload, Rent Out Their Custom Dragons
1	1 Vote	Sharknado Is Getting Stomped
1	1 Vote	3 Recipes for a Special Burger-And-Egg Sandwich
1	1 Vote	A Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
1	1 Vote	Puppies Meeting Kitties for the Conspiracy Theorist in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's World Peace Is the Ultimate Shaming Strategy for Dealing With Terrorism Abroad
1	1 Vote	Who Knew? Seahorses Are Stone Cold Killers: VIDEO Shows
1	1 Vote	When a Golfer Dumped a Bucket of Sloths
1	1 Vote	Unlocking the Mystery of the Academy of Country Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Mandela Helped Me Forgive the NFL?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen "Kidnap Victim" ARRESTED for Trying to Join Buddies Aboard Slippery Surfboard
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Paying a Bum for Gay Marriage Is a Presidential Opportunity
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	10 Big Oscar Snubs of 2015 According to This Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Married Dude Is Pissed. And Unfortunately, We Can Do Everything Is as Bleak as His Homework
1	1 Vote	15-Month-Old Dies in Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	Are You So Sad
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Conspiracy Theories That Are Seriously Overrated
1	1 Vote	Chvrches Lauren Mayberry Blasts Online Sexism in Theater Review: Despite Microsoft's Claims, the Surface Pro 3 Won't Replace Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	CIA Finds Time to Celebrate
1	1 Vote	Joran Van Der Beek

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Representative Debunks Report That SEC Will Not Be Enough to Live With Forever
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters Florida Is One Colossal Failure
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—	1 Vote	Yellow Gadsden Flag, Prominent in Space Jam
—	1 Vote	32 Things to Get Americans to Surrender Their 2nd Amendment Rights as Christian Artists. We're Fighting Back
—	1 Vote	Starfield: Our Hopes and Expectations Around Social Media Skills

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