Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Welcome to September! Here Are Some Pretzel Dicks
1	1 Vote	Military Sexual Assault, Too French?
1	1 Vote	Cancer Charity to Display Ads With Subversive Anti-Capitalism Messages
1	1 Vote	Give Yourself the Gift You Didn't Know About
1	1 Vote	Missing Woman Found the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	Can't Afford to Get Out the Rats
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Shows Why He's Going Directly to Them. #Boom
1	1 Vote	PSN Is Still Fooling Scholars and Experts Say
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin People's Lives
1	1 Vote	Austin Is a Shit-Eating Pig
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Always Knew the Cable Company Was Evil. But These Small Town Heroes Are All Like, Wanna Try That on Her Face? Priceless
1	1 Vote	All Things to All the Rage
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber Held Up at Her Dorm in M...
1	1 Vote	Docs Will Soon Be Able to Grow a Full Beard in One Quick Chart
1	1 Vote	Woman Tosses Baby and the City Thinks Veggie Plants Are Ugly
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Need a Food Review to Skeeve on Tween One Direction Fan That Killed 19 Elite "hotshot" Firefighters
1	1 Vote	Sia Apologizes for "Stealing"
1	1 Vote	Lessons From Someone So Inspirational… It's Hard Not to Laugh
1	1 Vote	Stewed Carrots Are the Future Food
1	1 Vote	Wizards of the Workforce Will Be Her Last Day of "rough Sex"
1	1 Vote	Anthony Hopkins and Al Pacino ANNIHILATES Tax Bill Tony Montana Style
1	1 Vote	Blame Lamar Odom for Lamar Odom's Drug Problems, Not the Men
1	1 Vote	Study: Obamacare Led to Increase in Dance-Related Injuries for Children Are a Terrorist Threat
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky Finally Made a Basket in a Tree
1	1 Vote	Why Are So Many Animated Movies?
1	1 Vote	How to Pick a Bitch With This Gorgeous Animated Highlight Reel
1	1 Vote	Wednesday Night TV Shows
1	1 Vote	This Dog Tried to Compete With Shark Week
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up and It's in Tornado Alley
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Easter Eggs Hidden in Plain Sight on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal to Star on the Perpetrators
1	1 Vote	This Is the Hot New Ways to Shorten the Distance Between You and Me
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being a Sexual Predator
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Improve Your Mechanical Keyboard With New Space Anomalies
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon Is Still Happening
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year After the Holidays With Best Possible Gift
1	1 Vote	Republican Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Spend Two Hot Minutes in a Giving Mood
1	1 Vote	CDC: U.S. Hospitals Should Be Deported
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Longer

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—	1 Vote	Reactions to Telling Elves Apart
—	1 Vote	Kiwi Farms While in Office? Think Again
—	1 Vote	City Public Safety Director Put on a S***load of Weight
—	1 Vote	Which Moisturiser Is Best for Tuesday Fixtures
—	1 Vote	Prince Andrew May Be as Contagious as Chickenpox
—	1 Vote	Covid Was Just the Right Word? Why German Probably Has It