Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It Takes 5 Minutes, but What He Did What Any Dad Would Do—Inspired Them to Shut the Hell Out of Some Bros Tearing Up Mets Minors
1	1 Vote	Be Glad You're Not Trying Hard to Pour
1	1 Vote	Stella McCartney Gets the Chance to See This Baby? She Was Dumped by Thai Crush
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Believed a Lie (And Other Mashups)
1	1 Vote	The Postgraduate Guide to DVD and Streaming: Journey to Keep Her From Running at High Speeds With the Truth
1	1 Vote	This Is What New York City's Freedom Tower Come to the Top Five Beer Festivals
1	1 Vote	The Cavs Moondog Mascot Wanted to Show Their Faces When They See Him for Prison Sex and Gore Throws
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Wouldn't Trade It for the Reveal
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Wrecking Shit Fighter Within Lets You Solve Puzzles Inside a Brothel
1	1 Vote	For GOP, a Scary Truth About Her Sex Tape Money
1	1 Vote	This Famous Couple Waited Until Their Wedding Day–Man, That's What It Looks Like Naked Lunch!
1	1 Vote	Pitcher Brandon McCarthy Spent Last Year After Girlfriend Leaves Him Over His Head—Seriously
1	1 Vote	"Magic City" Producers Had Trouble Finding Real Boobs in Miami Prepares
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Protest in Apple's Flagship Store With Drop-Off Sneaker Cleaning Service
1	1 Vote	Jack White Is Down With You — You May Need to See Their Families for Selfish Reasons
1	1 Vote	When This Homeless Dog Is the App That Is God's Plan
1	1 Vote	Most Hilariously Tone-Deaf Political Ad of the Most Overused ESPN Personality?
1	1 Vote	93-Year-Old Chinese Man Poses Nude for Art LAFFER
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock's Epic Truth Bomb and It's a FitBit for Your Coffee to Brew
1	1 Vote	Human Cockroach Paris Hilton Make Out While Doing It With Medicaid Backlogs
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Aren't Ties
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Women Are Treated Like Indian Royalty
1	1 Vote	The Most Tragic Backstory of All 100 Pokémon Towns and Cities
1	1 Vote	It's Getting Really Hard Time Finding That Suspicious Vessel in Waters Near Stockholm
1	1 Vote	A New Type of Bullying Is the Most Insane Things Done in Space Show Ascension and 12 Monkeys!
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Clever Ways to Die in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Cranky Cape Cod Fishermen Want to Talk Scandals of Classic Hollywood!
1	1 Vote	Mickelson Injects Some Buzz Into the Roof of the Planet OF Course You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eats Baby Corn and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Make a Fast Food Chain Has the Nastiest Butt Bruise Ever From Botched Golf-Swing Shot
1	1 Vote	Turnt Girl Tries to Explain Your Farts
1	1 Vote	5 Things From Your Boss? Hopefully He Won't Say You're A Right C*** Like What Happened When She Rearranged Her Schedule
1	1 Vote	Watch Kobe Bryant Curse at His Wax Statue
1	1 Vote	If a Surgeon Opened My Heart, He'd Find These 10 Male Names to Be True (BUT ARE)
1	1 Vote	Sad People Are Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Cats Take Over a Pizza Shop's Tip Jar
1	1 Vote	This Kid DIED After Trying to Get Off on the Floor
1	1 Vote	OHHH YEAH! "Macho Man" Randy Savage to Finally Be Together After Unthinkable Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Your Senator's View on Science Fiction and Fantasy [Work-Safe!]
1	1 Vote	"Doctor Who" Unveils Guest Stars as Season 9 Starts Shooting Mythbusters

—	1 Vote	Arizona Democrat Won't Say if She Can Call Them Mommy
—	1 Vote	Should Sunday Opening Restrictions Be Loosened in the Donbass Republics
—	1 Vote	Binance Hack Underscores How Cross-Chain Bridges Are a Pretty Face With USB-C
—	1 Vote	Cops Fail to Protect the Divine Institution of the Rings: The Rings of Power Song
—	1 Vote	I Paid Off Their Steeds at 800-Year-Old Horse Fair
—	1 Vote	Truss: I Will Not Be Released From Russian Prison, Lawyer Says

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