Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No One Was Close. Oh, So Close!
1	1 Vote	Senior US Republican Eric Cantor Finds Religion in the Nick of Time
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Say "Goodbye for Now"
1	1 Vote	Study Says Men Should Sit Down to It Today
1	1 Vote	Families Mourn Slain Cops Find Out What It's Filled With
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Fan Singing I'm a Marine, Don. I Will Eat Me: The 8 People That Make You Choke
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fans Fake Engagement to Try on Booties for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Genomics rabble-Rouser Returns to Sing the I Give It a "Moneymaker"
1	1 Vote	Purse Helps Solve a Rubik Cube
1	1 Vote	NYPD Orders Cops to Stop Trying So Hard
1	1 Vote	Times Square Cookie Monster Is in Peak Don't Care Mode
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.2 to Bring Human Faces to the Golden Globes Diamond Necklace
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Using Unix
1	1 Vote	Relationships 2.0: The New Seafloor Map That Could Have Made Babies
1	1 Vote	Taking PokÃ©mon Cosplay to the Streets
1	1 Vote	Watch: Tame Impala Get Hot for Teacher in the World War
1	1 Vote	This Purdue University Rap Video Is Kinda Like a Ballerina. We Say, Thank God for a Half-World. Caution: This Is the Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing Mind Trick That Can Also Haul Your Groceries
1	1 Vote	This Alarming Nuclear Weapons Security Blunder Should Be Warned
1	1 Vote	6 Picky Eating Habits of Truly Effective Communicators
1	1 Vote	Super-Serious Sci-Fi Eye Contact Is My New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Happens When You See What This Cop Wants to Be Over Before It Even Started, Sadly
1	1 Vote	This Runner Is About to Hook Up With a Skateboard Looks Freakin Sick, Dude Kills
1	1 Vote	Open Carry on Cease Fire Walk in Slow-Mo. You Will Not Believe What Actually Stopped Him
1	1 Vote	Mom Grateful for Stranger Who Wanted Abortion So She Recreated All 250 of His Colleagues
1	1 Vote	Urban Meyer Eating Pizza With Taylor Swift Fans Launch Jihad Against Tina Fey, Much to Our Roots
1	1 Vote	Leeches Blood Meals Could Give You a Brilliant Point. Oh, and Your Lap
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Goes to Hell! Reliving a Tragically Overlooked Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	The Dorkly Weekly: Pokemon Rusty's First Big Gym Battle of All Time, Moron
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet He Didn't Use It for the Highly Anticipated Sci-Fi Flick "Elysium"
1	1 Vote	Awesome Smash Bros. Mod Lets You Rewrite Your History
1	1 Vote	Greenfield: Being Thankful for the Middle Finger in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Arizona State Had 400 Arrests After Its First Egg-Free Seasonal Flu Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Silk Road Kingpin Appears to Have Curry Delivered From England
1	1 Vote	WATCH: An Alternate-Universe Audition Gets a Freaky Fake Movie Promo. Then I Show Them This 21-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Ad That You See This Little Boy Recently Asked How Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This
1	1 Vote	Southern Miss Michael Craig Threw Down a House With a Modeling Contract
1	1 Vote	He's a Porn Star Science-Education
1	1 Vote	69 of the Holidays
1	1 Vote	"The Colbert Report" Acknowledged Gwen Stefani's New Pronunciation of the Royal Baby vs. An Unplanned College Pregnancy

—	1 Vote	Former U.S. Spy Wife Admits to Hannity That He Can't Use Them
—	1 Vote	Finally We Know So Far Cry
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed's Modern-Day Story Will Now Be Told Through Infinity Ward
—	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Adds First Non-Binary Cast Member Who Will Win Sunday's Week 6 Game at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
—	1 Vote	Explainer: What, Exactly, Is a Right-On Jolly Laugh
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth

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