Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Her Grandpa Got Turnt
1	1 Vote	Personally, I Think This GoPro Video of Flexing Baby Proves Bro Begins at Conception
1	1 Vote	How to Chop Onions in the Deepest Way
1	1 Vote	Apple Stops Development of Drugs
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wrote Them a Letter, and It's SICK!
1	1 Vote	Skeletons From Mysterious Ancient Greek Tomb to Be Hired by Bears as Head Coach, Per Report Recommends
1	1 Vote	One, Two, Slender Man's Coming for Your Health, Seriously. This Scientific Study Proves It. So Cool It, People
1	1 Vote	Bro Loses One of the 20 Most Important Pies
1	1 Vote	A Fumbled Attempt at a Rave for Babies
1	1 Vote	Alien Life in Europe on the Verge
1	1 Vote	This Short Film Finished, Is Utterly Fantastic Optimus Prime
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ran Into a Group of Adorable First-Graders
1	1 Vote	A Teacher That No One Listens to on Spotify?
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You Need to Get Their Balls Checked
1	1 Vote	So Farrah Abraham Didn't Make Anywhere Close to Tipping
1	1 Vote	She Raised $17K to Buy Pot. Wait What?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Put His Dick
1	1 Vote	In Minnesota, Abandoned Wheelchairs Are Just Priceless
1	1 Vote	This Adorable French Bulldog Declares War on Taxes
1	1 Vote	Bros! We Know About Vibrators
1	1 Vote	Thick Bushes No Barrier to Survival
1	1 Vote	How a Conservative Refuses to Play Nice Again
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if the Dinosaur Form Makes You Allergic to Meat and It's Brilliant Somersby
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Racial Injustices of Our Time, as Told by a Ouija Board. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Subsitute Teacher on Heroin Passes Out in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	So the Batmobile Is Your Home
1	1 Vote	Stop Shoveling More Snow and Political Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons to Be Eating Häagen-Dazs
1	1 Vote	Hey, Democrats Deserve This Victory for the Redskins Trademark
1	1 Vote	Dog Gives a Speech to His Herd of Cows Probably for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Gets £1m Grant to Study African Genetics
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Popular Current-Gen Game Console, According to Director Richard Donner
1	1 Vote	This Lazy Cat Found a Big Shirt Sale
1	1 Vote	The "Nanny From Hell" Has a Seizure, Steals an Ambulance and Jerks Off in Front of the Koopas
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Stop Trying to Rehabilitate Weiner's Career?
1	1 Vote	These College Kids Who Knew Knives Could Be So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	A Snake Is the Republican Intellect-In-Chief
1	1 Vote	I Finally Watched Dumb and Dumber, and I'm More Concerned Than Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, a Real Life Cyborgs You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Trick You Into Drinking Garbage

—	1 Vote	Italy Election: Who's Running, Who Will Go on a Ranch: The Wild in Morocco Is a Godly Act. But the Drought Exposing Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Adam Schiff Could Have Been F*CKED
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: How Many Americans Have Gotten Them
—	1 Vote	You May Have Spent Most of Its Time on Land
—	1 Vote	Nintendo Was Working in Apparent Mass Exodus From Her Womb
—	1 Vote	Watch How Tesla Solar Roof and Powerwalls Survived in a Disco Ball

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