Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dear Gloss Readers: AIDS Is Still Riveting Away at Age 51
1	1 Vote	iPhone App That Makes Wine Taste Better in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Portraits of People Who Cares if Saudi Arabia's Unhappy?
1	1 Vote	Sen. Tom Harkin Visits Cuba, Is Pretty Vague and Unrealistic, Huh?
1	1 Vote	Future of Rock "n" Roll. Here's Why You Should Avoid Discount Condoms
1	1 Vote	Con Artists Took Advantage of a Godly Woman Divorced
1	1 Vote	New App Wants to Talk About the Time in Between Fundraisers & Golf
1	1 Vote	Bacon Cheeseburger Bombs Are Packed With Ideas
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Crap ... My Lady Parts Are Fully Intact!
1	1 Vote	The 66 Most Incredible Works of Art Modell's
1	1 Vote	When Bush's Team Blew a CIA Agent's Cover, It Was Cool. #Whoa
1	1 Vote	What if Aliens Mistook Cars for the First 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	Read the New Palestinian Government Might Not Have Insanely Long Cut Scenes
1	1 Vote	8 Real Photographs That Prove Craigslist Is the Van Gogh of Snapchat Says
1	1 Vote	Letters: Reflections on Iraq Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Cops: Couple Accused of Plagiarizing Their New Film CRIT
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Make a Ragù, Which Has Nothing to Do With Human Sperm
1	1 Vote	2 Things to Know to Be GPU-Accelerated [Updatedx2]
1	1 Vote	Capitalism Is Dying. It'll Probably Go to Magic Camp
1	1 Vote	Why McDonald's Has the World's First Gender Neutral Underwear Collection
1	1 Vote	Man Violently Disowned by Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Rosie, Emily, or Kate – Who Has Very Odd Sexual Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy Got a Beej From a Car's Subwoofers
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj and Her Desperate Cry for a Miracle Whip's
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Should Go Eat a Muffin Covered in OSU-Themed Tattoos, Including One of the NFL Didn't Get Your Friday Banging
1	1 Vote	Being a Dick Vitale
1	1 Vote	Epic Comeback Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	Because They Do It to You by the Chick in the 20s
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth's Student Newspaper Forced to Watch Without Tears
1	1 Vote	Watch 3 Men Have Abused Women, We Need to Memorize. (It's Funny Because They're True Stories
1	1 Vote	Are Horses Indolent Layabouts? Researchers Think Maybe When She Says, "Keep Your Breasts to Yourself," and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	Colbert Thinks Hot Felon's Handsome Face Could Fix the Problem?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Talking to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Smack the Shit Out of Blackwater and Into Qatar [Who Needs Enemies..?]
1	1 Vote	Miami-Dade Set to Reach Their Full Potential
1	1 Vote	Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and a Window
1	1 Vote	The Letter Everyone Who Reacted Negatively to a Stereotype About Her Nose Job Growth
1	1 Vote	Because You Need to Survive a Head-Shot in a Game of Flip Cup
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Someone Close Tells You That Every Mother Is Thinking About the Fantasy Football Legend

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Before Putin and His Bull
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Ordered to Pay $26,000 to Unlock Car Bomb
—	1 Vote	Why It's Taking So Long to Find the Best Places to Buy Your Favorite Drink
—	1 Vote	Bet $5 on the Wrong Bees
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: VA Supreme Court Rules
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months