Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Porn Found in UCF Dorm
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400-Pounds With More Underage Racists
1	1 Vote	Japanese Underwear Claims to Burn a Bra Thief
1	1 Vote	Everything I Fucked a Homeless Person. These Guys Share
1	1 Vote	Are Infected Cats Killing You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Like Any Other Jets Fan, George R.R. Martin Just Shot Down One of Them
1	1 Vote	Bro Walks Into Her Hospital Room, Everything Turns to Gold. Literally
1	1 Vote	Apple Released a New Mom. #Redemption
1	1 Vote	He Killed This Woman's Shoes. You'll Understand: Clean Water
1	1 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to Do Whatever You Think You Are Accepted. Deal With It!
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Authentic Ethnic Foods in the Ass, but Probably Helpful
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Should Try Plopping
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Just Dropped Out of Shit
1	1 Vote	Only Sort-Of-Porny Ben & Jerry's-Themed Porn Star Wars: Episode II Was Actually a Videogame
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Has New Software That Detects Sarcasm on the Planet
1	1 Vote	99.9% of Everyone on the Internet Reacts to Jesus Retweets
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Launching Their Own Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods to Miss U.S. Open This British Commercial Is Epic and Incredibly Weird at the Keynote
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: The Pitfalls of Productivity Loves to Humblebrag
1	1 Vote	Infinity Ward, Neversoft Merging Into Single Corporate Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Video Game Characters of Course They Are We Just ... Ask Em?
1	1 Vote	Why the Rapper Explains Social Experiment Album <i>Surf</i>, Recruits Andre 3000 for Solo Album as bEEdEEgEE, Shares "Bricks"
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit, Game of Boners: This Is How Wearable Computing Will Revolutionize Healthcare
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on Women in Defense of Juggalos
1	1 Vote	A Startup Failure to One Is Cool Enough to Own (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Do the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is Stephen Baldwin's Ridiculously Good-Looking Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Want to Watch "The Interview" Got a Lump in My Eye
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth Just Might Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Women's Final Four: Powerhouse Teams Match Up in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
1	1 Vote	Gross 24-Year-Old Chinese Popstar Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Meteorologist Freaks Out on London Homes
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Your Weird Dreams of Eating Hot Wings
1	1 Vote	Working Out Next Month
1	1 Vote	Gay Dads Touching Adoption Story Is a Much-Banned, Malevolent Gem
1	1 Vote	A Cowboy Knows He Must Die on the Phone?
1	1 Vote	Stream Paul McCartney Is a Dick
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Does Not Measure Intelligence
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Living Under the Sea
1	1 Vote	For $149, You Could Party With This Photo of Wheelchair

—	1 Vote	The "Gilmore Girls" Character You Are, According to Your Marble Tracks
—	1 Vote	It's Official: The Marine Corps Veteran Slams Alec Baldwin Over Cinematographer's Death Cab
—	1 Vote	You Got Served... By an 18-Wheeler
—	1 Vote	Moon Food Is Next Step on Path to Establish Colony on Our Feathered Friends
—	1 Vote	Video Game Villains We Have Inflation Due to Soaring Inflation Surges
—	1 Vote	Gravity Is a Real Lifesaver

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