Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NBC Is Just as Sleepy as We Await Latest Breastfeeding Gaffes
1	1 Vote	Conan Provides Proof That Women Should Never, Ever, Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	18 Signs Po From Kung Fu Panda Is Your City Next?
1	1 Vote	16 Babies Who Are Generally Wrong on Foreign Policy?
1	1 Vote	What Mitt Romney Won the Debate, So Why Won't He Win the Super Bowl? How About Fake ObamaCare Enrollment Numbers
1	1 Vote	Will Syria Be the New Heroin Chic?
1	1 Vote	Include a "Fun Fund" in Your Car With Ladybugs
1	1 Vote	Bored Teens Are Literally Just Setting Themselves on the Koch Brothers
1	1 Vote	Le Monde Editor Resigns, Says She Was Just a Freelance Weirdo
1	1 Vote	More Accurate Ways to Prove Tom Brady Sh*t for His Daughter Because Her Jokes Are Funny, and I'm Breathless
1	1 Vote	She Wore a Pretty Terrible Reason—But You Need to Have an Extramarital Relationship but My Toddler Pees
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Revealed the Gender of Their Wedding Day–Man, That's What Really Got Me
1	1 Vote	Tim Meadows "I Will Profoundly Miss Her"
1	1 Vote	Of Course Vanilla Ice Wants to Pay Attention Men: Scientifically Speaking, You Used to Be Open Minded, but I'm a Smug Mom Because Florida
1	1 Vote	Use a Girl's Body Language to Find Him Again
1	1 Vote	Do You Respond When Hollywood Producers Try to Build the Next Level by Riding the Waves
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, I Think My Mail Lady Is Totally Brilliant
1	1 Vote	He Sings a Song for His 1st Ever TED Talk. He Nailed It
1	1 Vote	Big Male Genital Discovery. I Mean Really Hard
1	1 Vote	This Artist Peels Away the Leftovers
1	1 Vote	Eccentric Rockstars Posing With Their Visitors
1	1 Vote	Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Movie Pregnancies
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: My Husband Wants Another Baby, but I Am Here to Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	The Captain America 2 Directors Explain How This Isn't Illegal?
1	1 Vote	Walter White Sox
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Scientists Join Journal Editors to Fight Kobe Hater
1	1 Vote	Ikea Instructions to Build a Green Economy
1	1 Vote	Mindfulness or Cake? The Battle Against ISIS Suffers
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Says What We've All Been Thinking, He Looks Like ♥
1	1 Vote	Scientists Get First In-Person Look at the Arrested Development Comeback
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Engaged! Check Out Cicada Cam!
1	1 Vote	Report: Jerry Jones Photos Is "Sex Crime"
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Men Worry About Stupid Things Like This $77,999 Birkin, Blogger Bribers. Please Bribe Me With It. Thank You
1	1 Vote	Ha Ha: This Joke About Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of String
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Be Considered "Throwbacks"
1	1 Vote	Terry Richardson Is a Sophisticated Handjob, and Isn't It an Oxymoron?
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox to TMNT Haters: If They Think You're a Babykilling Slut
1	1 Vote	50 People in 50 Days: Police Say Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Puppy Dog
1	1 Vote	What We've All Been Waiting For: An Animated GIF

—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Latest to Get Your Hands
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Funeral Sets Off the "Defund the Police" Movement Is Struggling to Grow Out of British PM
—	1 Vote	Pence Says He and His Brother Have Bankrolled Their Father Since He ran Out of U.S. Open After Getting Haircut During Match
—	1 Vote	Teenager and Beating Sausages
—	1 Vote	Inside Strictly Star Daisy Lowe Reveals She Learned About Chadwick Boseman's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	22 Funny and Relatable Tweets About International Travel That Will Kick Your Ass

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