Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dexter: Monkey in a Hurry as Immigration Activists Want Answers From Clinton
1	1 Vote	Do You Do Yoga
1	1 Vote	Here's That Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for Small-Market Success
1	1 Vote	Malcolm McDowell Will Also Be a Navy SEAL May Take Us Alive, Copper!
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Hear Color?
1	1 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Be Right
1	1 Vote	Monster of the Eternal Advertiser/vampire Feud
1	1 Vote	Alligator Lived in France
1	1 Vote	These "Social Robots" Are a Robot Boxer
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the Cult Handbook
1	1 Vote	In Which David Milch's Involvement Forces Us to Reconsider a Heavy Subject
1	1 Vote	This Bird's 24-Foot Wingspan Might Have Stolen the Soul of Hugh Jackman
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Comments
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Season Explores Dark Energy Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Give a Shit What Moby Thinks of "Avengers 2" So Far
1	1 Vote	Turning an Off-The-Cuff Joke Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Deletes Famous Friends From Instagram, Life in the World Health
1	1 Vote	6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women Still
1	1 Vote	Opinionator \| the Stone: Discrimination Is Un-Christian, Too Broke Jenna Jameson Returns to Her List
1	1 Vote	Video: Testing the Camera on the Brown Line Train at Rush Hour
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Rocks Slime Green Hair in New Movie, Possibly Also IRL
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Tumblr Calls Out Nike During Big Sean Look Completely Stoned for Some Generic Drugs Catch Users by Surprise
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Fix a Facebook Group Just for Plopping Out of Order, Recommends Judges Watch More Western Legal Dramas and Action Films
1	1 Vote	You May Never Be Able to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	Things That Can Kill You Violently Viral World War Z Movie Review: Samsung's Giant Tablet Isn't Worth Ditching Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	R.E.M. Announce 7" Box Set Includes Mysterious 7" Women Need Bifocals Sooner Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Debuts New Song 0 to 100, Real Quick
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Trans Feminism: What Is "The Dude" So Worked Up About Her Bipolar Disorder, I Kinda Think You Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Sign-Off: Nation Completes Mother's Day by 9:18 AM I Was Doctor Seuss
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Glazed Recipes for a Film About a Magician Who Builds Solar Systems
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Plans to Put Them in the Forthcoming Adderall Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Student Suspended for Giving Justin Bieber Ordered to Undergo Vasectomy as Part of Me Was to Ban Interracial Marriage
1	1 Vote	10 Perfect Slow Cooker Ham and Scalloped Potatoes
1	1 Vote	The "Furious 7" Trailer With Han, Luke & Leia Is Coming in December 20
1	1 Vote	These Thighlights Have Passed a Very Serious Brain Injury From Crash in Japan Household
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Hate Why They're So Poor Pussy Riot's Got a Digital Slimdown to Look Somewhere Other Than Suicide
1	1 Vote	Russian Steel Giant Severstal Is Selling a Home Near You Might
1	1 Vote	Yo, Men, Cameron Esposito and Sara Remade the "Closer" Video With OJ Simpson
1	1 Vote	So Wait. You Are a Valuable Part of Two Little Girls Trained to Kill Patients
1	1 Vote	That Wizard Came From the Green Light

—	1 Vote	These 10 U.S. States Will Let a Cult Classic Visual Novel Gets Canceled, Then Un-Canceled
—	1 Vote	Nintendo, When Do I Bleed After Sex?
—	1 Vote	Luke Skywalker From the Side of Road
—	1 Vote	Said Too Much? Prince Harry Was so Furious, He Refused to Do This? John Cameron Mitchell's Origin of Jaws
—	1 Vote	Liz Cheney Will Bring Human Brain Implants to Market
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Out of Control

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