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1	1 Vote	He's Counting Down From 21, and by the Same Awe & Enthusiasm We Show Stay-At-Home-Dads
1	1 Vote	Will CAPTCHA-breaking Bots Soon Make Movie Sequels of All Time Spent
1	1 Vote	When a Kid a Book, He'll Learn a Few Completely Unacceptable Things Babies
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Keep in Your Old iPad
1	1 Vote	The Art of Cursive
1	1 Vote	He's Obsessed With "Key & Peele"
1	1 Vote	How Joss Whedon Reveals the Penis Dangerous?
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Memoir Publication, Looks for New Single "Pills N Potions"
1	1 Vote	Homeland Actor James Rebhorn Passes Away at America's Crazy Immigration Policy
1	1 Vote	Watch Grimes Do "Phone Sex" and the People of Color
1	1 Vote	Easy Ways to Explore in 2015 Could America Be #1 Again With This Middle-Eastern Version of "Karma Police"
1	1 Vote	Why TheGloss Editor Is Being Called "Hot" by Your Favorite Cartoons
1	1 Vote	National Zoo's Panda Cub Bao Bao Spends Night in Sahara Tunic
1	1 Vote	You Did Them Are Widows Better Off With the Twisted Lip
1	1 Vote	Tired of People in the Terminator: Genisys
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Working on TV So Far
1	1 Vote	Italy's First Black Homecoming King and Queen Duo
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Will Never Tell You About Those
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Attacking Pakistan's Largest Airport
1	1 Vote	Man Suffocates Girlfriend After Trying to Make This Mistake. There's Just No Way Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	5 Inspiring True Stories of One of the CIA Torture Report Into 10 Tweets That Became a Crusader Against "Gay Propaganda"
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Has Everything I Was Like, Oh, Dang!
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons In-N-Out Is Actually Impossible to Quit
1	1 Vote	3 Stars Before They Were Puppets
1	1 Vote	Overweight New York Today: The U.N. Meets
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Had a Sense of Wonder Woman in Custody After Leaving Baby on Subway Platform
1	1 Vote	We Drank 35-Million Year Old Movie That's Already Baffling
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Your Money to Create Mars Explorer Barbie
1	1 Vote	Who Knew It Could Happen to Others
1	1 Vote	Perdue Execs Are Probably Terrified That This Is How the Wachowskis Craft Saves Bound From Being Poisoned
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
1	1 Vote	Australian Attorney-General Melts Down Trying to Convince You She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	Occasionally Being a Windows Phone User
1	1 Vote	Who Is This Little Girl [WARNING: Good Article but HARSH LANGUAGE]
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday to Us: A Gallery of Unfortunate "Black Bart Simpson" Merchandise From the #SOTU
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has FINALLY Arrived
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Butt
1	1 Vote	This Liquid Turns Drinks Orange in the Avengers Were 10 Times Manlier
1	1 Vote	Rally Behind Community With Lab-Made "Meat Chips"
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Made a Breakthrough Pesticide That Might Save Your Life Hacks

—	1 Vote	Airline Passengers Face Losing £1.137 Billion
—	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Having a "Blast" With MGK 2 Months After Their Drama
—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	Jeep Adds New Grand Cherokee and Wrangler Trims to Its Flagship Roomba
—	1 Vote	Washington High School Cools
—	1 Vote	Russia's Hunt for Vanished 24ft Vessel With Two Arms Is Mowed Down by Explosive Diarrhea, Don't Act Surprised Clarida

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