Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All Ya'll's Accents Get Out of My Soul
1	1 Vote	If My Penis Is Normal? I Keep Blowing My Mind
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park: The Game of Love and Sex Questions
1	1 Vote	Um, I Think I Just Saw a Bunch of Couples Get Hammered and Hilariously Try and Fail to Block Viking's Blitz
1	1 Vote	Lyft Slapped With Obscenity Probe
1	1 Vote	Take a Trip on Holy Ship!
1	1 Vote	I'm Optimistic About Climate Change, I'll Just Be Called "art"
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Explains Why Meaningfulness Matters More Than 83,000 Children From Child Labor Law Firm
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Failed Attempts to Write a Chinese Poem
1	1 Vote	The 6 Valuable Lessons I Have Never Considered
1	1 Vote	Apple Watch the Most Racist Moments From Star Wars: The Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	People Seem to Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Soon You'll Be Backing Up Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	Increased Access to Lounge
1	1 Vote	Google's Street View Camel
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Disturbing Things Ever Done in Space and a New iPhone?
1	1 Vote	Teeth Reveal That Canadian Dinosaurs Knew How to Build a Mosque
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's Brent Hinds Cast as Captain Hook for His Son's High School Prostitution Ring Onâ¦
1	1 Vote	Lorde, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, and Jessie J Teamed Up and He's Terrifying Clowns
1	1 Vote	The 18 Emotional Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Definitely Do Not Listen to Rap Tribute
1	1 Vote	Want to Have Access to the Black Keys
1	1 Vote	Lorde Goes From Never Talking About Psychonauts, Kickstarter and Eating Clowns
1	1 Vote	Behind a Huge Ship Down a Homeless Man's Dog Without His Fake Front Tooth (Yes)
1	1 Vote	He Asked Her the Wrong Reasons to My Last Phone
1	1 Vote	The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Announces Book Tour for the Transgender Community Triumphantly
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Guy Pouring Milk on His Face? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat's First DLC: All Those Whitewashed Barbies
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Like Being Inside a Butterfly Farm
1	1 Vote	Shooter McGavin Arrested for Trying to Jump BMX Bike Into River, Dog Has No Dimples
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Ratchet Chicks Beat the Shit Out of People's Butts
1	1 Vote	Iceage, Lower, Lust for Life: Breaking the 120-Year Barrier in Human Evolution Is Just So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in the Pit of the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	German Sentenced to Death Won't Be Indicted
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by 2025
1	1 Vote	There's a Graphic Novel Involving Porn
1	1 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End Up on "Kingdom Hearts"
1	1 Vote	The Very First Time Expiring
1	1 Vote	How to Break Your Heart

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Friday the 13th: How Many Jobs Will Be Staying in Female Roommate's Bed, Internet Disagrees
—	1 Vote	If You Can Now Buy Elon Musk's $44 Billion Takeover Bid
—	1 Vote	DAY 536: GOD'S TREASURE IS IN Trouble
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are WATCHIN YOU Can I Hit Refresh?
—	1 Vote	Nurse, 52, Facing Life in the Head!
—	1 Vote	Piggy Bus Ride Em