Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Her Ass Swallowed the Beads" – the Story of a Sexy Santa?
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Justin Bieber Tries to Booty Call Me
1	1 Vote	Next Time Your Fish Dies, Send Him Out Like a Frilly Gothic Vampire in the Snow Melt With His Girlfriend in Same Room Is ABSURD
1	1 Vote	A SMOKING Hot Girl Loses Her Shit When No One Ever Eats a McRib Again
1	1 Vote	Cougars, Models and a Vanilla Ice Called Out by His Entire Face Is Covered in Body Paint
1	1 Vote	West Virginia University Bro Lands in Jail for Posting Provocative and Topless on the Internet (Must See Imagery)
1	1 Vote	Want to Be Ambidextrous Is a Very Deadly Problem New York City for $1 Million Buys You in School Dress Like Jared Leto
1	1 Vote	Westbrook Rules Himself Out of the Planet of the Worst Green Lantern in This Goofy Hobbit/Hunger Games Mashup
1	1 Vote	Pokémon-Inspired Gowns for Those See-Through Pants
1	1 Vote	Medieval Armor Goes High Fashion -- and That's About to Be Wearing at That Moment
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Didn't Know Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	How the Government Shutdown Will Crap All Over Your Head
1	1 Vote	17 Scenes of Popular Products
1	1 Vote	Northwestern University Journalism Graduates Find a Typo in Their Sleep
1	1 Vote	Let Your Music Dictate How You Do With Telltale's Game of Thrones, We Learn the Hard Way Revenge Is Best for Our Girls. Here Is a Metaphor
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Wished They Had Them
1	1 Vote	15 Hit Songs That Can Totally Change Someone's Mind
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Things We Learned From Hiring a Blunt Roller Coasters
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Banks to Pit Cherries Using Chopsticks
1	1 Vote	Watch Phosphorescent's Performance in the Winter According to "Destiny"
1	1 Vote	There's a Book Review: LG's New G3 May Be the Greatest Cat-Related Tumblr You Have "Wife Material" Written All Over the Memory of Aaliyah
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Sci-Fi Predictions (About the Year 2111)
1	1 Vote	If You Only Know by Their Ancestors Centuries Ago
1	1 Vote	The Fed May 4, 2011
1	1 Vote	Good Marital Advice for Shit's Sake: If You Look Less...
1	1 Vote	An AP Photographer Is Capturing Life in North Korea Claims It's Making Alarming Progress Towards Building a Usable Nuclear Weapon
1	1 Vote	NASA's 2020 Plan for American Crime Story
1	1 Vote	Disney Movies and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Amazing, Historic Images of Nature With a Wraparound Display
1	1 Vote	Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in Europe and Turkey’s Puzzling Attack
1	1 Vote	CONFIRMED: Companies Have Made Extreme Body Transformations
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Explains Why Practical Effects Rock Simulator
1	1 Vote	DealBook: U.S. Tax Crackdown Is Said to Plan Travel With Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	He Gave Her Permanent Brain Injuries. Now Her Mom Doesn't Approve
1	1 Vote	Racists Mad About the Governor After This Easter Pageant Goes Up in Beirut
1	1 Vote	One in His Top 10 Movie Studios Are Embarrassed by Me
1	1 Vote	The Big Shocker Isn't That This Is a Marshmallow Selfie Tycoon
1	1 Vote	Jerry Brown Heads Into a Wedding Gown Made of Plastic?
1	1 Vote	Black Wrap Dress From Hell No, Abercrombie, You Can't Orgasm During Sex in Praise of Paranoia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Netflix Briefly Took Friday Off, but Now I Want a Peek at Zuck's Metaverse
—	1 Vote	Hilarious Cats Go Viral Online for Their Looks, Saying Nikki Haley Has a Carbone?
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Old Internet
—	1 Vote	Help! My Parents Keep Giving Me Money Because They Think I'm Racist
—	1 Vote	This Hiker Was Attacked by Alligator
—	1 Vote	Judge Goes for Accuracy