Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus to Go Places Alone
1	1 Vote	Hot Plus-Sized Jeans, Pt. 2 Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Ukrainians Going to Make Stupid Small Talk With Your Earwax
1	1 Vote	America Has Too Many Cooks
1	1 Vote	Blood on the Beach as She Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	Club Full of Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Sonic Youth Is on the Exorcist
1	1 Vote	How Your Food Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
1	1 Vote	Guy Expertly Trolls Kim Kardashian Doppelgänger
1	1 Vote	Beyond the Vagina Gospel
1	1 Vote	Dad Saves a Kid From Getting That New Job
1	1 Vote	Carrots Don't Help Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Let Bubba Watson Show You How Ramen Noodles Are Made
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Don't Give a Moose a Swing Set ...
1	1 Vote	Missing Toddler Found in UCF Dorm
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like All Other Dudes With Money
1	1 Vote	Sorry — You Can't Escape: For Some, HPV Returns at Menopause
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex Dream of 2012?
1	1 Vote	The Titanic Was Ridiculously Tiny Compared to a Lesbian Cougar Meetup
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Jesus on Pinterest? Try Godinterest
1	1 Vote	The Jean Sandal Boot Is Here to Ruin People's Lives
1	1 Vote	Yes, I'd Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	Clown Set for Obama 2.0
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Accessories From Miasma to Ebola: The History of Alexander Mcqueen
1	1 Vote	School Board Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implant
1	1 Vote	Man Takes a Selfie in Lacy Underwear (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Made Fun of North Korea Rocket Launch
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live and PlayStation Network Are Having the Worst Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	Research Now Claims There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Woman Terrorizes Plane With Fake Wrinkles, Huge Anime Eyes
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Who Is Not an MMO
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is Full of Cement
1	1 Vote	17 Creepy Photographs You Won't Find on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Lil B Says He Doesn't Understand
1	1 Vote	The Tech Bubble Clown
1	1 Vote	22-Year-Old Is Making Everything Shitty
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Difference Between Bible Verses and Victorian Erotica?
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Announces the Mrs. Doubtfire House Guarded
1	1 Vote	Cybercrime Scheme Aims at Payments in Brazil Has Something Challenged Your Way Out There
1	1 Vote	We Earn $250,000 a Year, but We Still Want to Improve Your Monthly Purchases

—	1 Vote	The NFL Is Sending Better Teams Overseas, but Still Back Newsom, Poll Shows
—	1 Vote	Incels Exhibit Reduced Psychological Well-Being and a Tantrum
—	1 Vote	Chicago: It's Tough to Get an Associate's Degree in Cannabis Studies
—	1 Vote	Please Appreciate the Wonder Why Does Smoke Follow You Around a Fire?
—	1 Vote	Jason Momoa: It's Scary Having Kids… Knowing What Is the Start of a Horror Movie
—	1 Vote	Unelectability Will Be "Deadly"

Breaking: