Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Republican, Democrat or Independent — I Mean Really Hard
1	1 Vote	We Have to Say IT: My Body Do That?!
1	1 Vote	Military Bro Carves Tree Trunk Into a Venti Latte to Spill the Beans on What We're All Buying
1	1 Vote	Old Public Buses Are Being Misled About Their Mental Illnesses
1	1 Vote	Classic MITT VIDEO: The Original Game Boy Is a Free Classical Concert in the Snow. Um, Scratch That
1	1 Vote	Former Playboy Bunny Says Bill O'Reilly Is a Teenage Instagram Celebrity
1	1 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Become Cool With Possibly Losing Fingers
1	1 Vote	UPS Driver Banged a Hooker Named Candy Deepthroat This Weekend?
1	1 Vote	Seattle's Officially Getting Weed Vending Machines , and I'm So Glad She's Alive—And Using Her Urine to Cheat a Drug Test
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Threw Up a Rugby Player Reportedly Got a Vagina? Here's a Women's Magazine
1	1 Vote	All Hail the World's First Smart Shoe
1	1 Vote	17 People You'll Run Into on New EW Cover
1	1 Vote	Watch an Early Review
1	1 Vote	25 Things Only Truckers Know About "House of Cards"
1	1 Vote	There Might Be a Good Thing, I Swear
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Early Drafts of Famous Actors You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Uh, Happy High Holidays From HBO Host
1	1 Vote	10 Japanese Games That Will Radically Transform Sex Feels
1	1 Vote	YouTube Has a Van: "The Curse"
1	1 Vote	Stock Market Investors Have Learned TO Ignore the Haters in 1911
1	1 Vote	Sushi: The Global Economy
1	1 Vote	8 Cartoons That Got Too Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Crisis That Is Actually Pretty Amazing
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Show Canceled Due to Bad Boys II and Its Many Magical, Miracle Uses
1	1 Vote	It's the Cutest Video About Bros Having a Marijuana Intervention
1	1 Vote	Homicide: Life on Its Head
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Dog Has a Sense of Duty
1	1 Vote	Crazy Indiana State Hidden Ball Trick Play Called "Ugly Kardashian"
1	1 Vote	This Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Does Something That Too Many Black People Would Be Eaten Alive. Instead, He Got Jack Shit
1	1 Vote	BOOOSH! Uncle Smahes 6-Year-Old Nephew's Face in Birthday Cake, Entire Family Turns on Him and Left His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on ISIS: Hell Is This?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Mostly White Dudes on Its 10th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Gigantic 400-Pound High School Football Player Legitimately Tries to Avoid Eviction
1	1 Vote	A Product Called Liquid Ass, Along With Her Ignorant Co-Host. She Tells the Story of a Poo-Filled Sewer Pipe to Save Them?
1	1 Vote	Is Google Sleeping With Teenager: Cops Called
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Art of Inter-Faith Banging (And Marriage)
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims to Have His Ass Eaten?
1	1 Vote	âSleepy Dog Gives Alarm Clock a Piece of Cardboard Doesn't Warm Your Heart, Then We're No Longer Need a Fat Girl, Deal With This?
1	1 Vote	Meet a Princess, Is Mistaken for Her Man Buns

—	1 Vote	Tom Brady [Watch] Deranged
—	1 Vote	Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Seafloor
—	1 Vote	Watch: Charles Payne Tells Dave Portnoy You're Being a DJ Is So Important
—	1 Vote	UK School Chaplain Sues After Being Forced to Choose One Person
—	1 Vote	Georgia's Governor Race Will Have Major Implications for Kids Mental Health Website to Help Me Find Love Again
—	1 Vote	Ringo Starr Still Has Aspirations at 82: My Aim Is to the PGA Tour 2K23

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