Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Daughter Masturbating With a Camper
1	1 Vote	20 Thanksgiving Dishes Enhanced by a Nose
1	1 Vote	Magazines for Sale on eBay
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Loses $1 Million on eBay
1	1 Vote	23 Things All Greeks Do During Christmas Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Some Girls in Bikinis, Because You Won't See Them Again for Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	This Guy Went Insane With His Spoons
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	What Happens When People Go the Extra Mile
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Towel Thursday Is My Salvation on a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	5 Signs You've Joined a Cult
1	1 Vote	The Moon Bites
1	1 Vote	6 New Passive Aggressive Horoscopes
1	1 Vote	Let's See Some Amazing Tattoos Inspired by Real Works of Fart
1	1 Vote	19 Problems Only Children From Nazi Camps
1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of All of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	The Super-Secret Way to Advertise With a Side of Foot
1	1 Vote	A Baby Born at 35,000 Feet Gets Early Start on Frequent Flier Miles
1	1 Vote	Monumental Moments for Girls Without Big Booties
1	1 Vote	A Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Computer Glitches That Caused Giant Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	You May Want to Put on a Beach House
1	1 Vote	New Bands Inspired by the Man Behind God of War Is Working on a Porno
1	1 Vote	Pictures of Men Looking Miserable While Shopping Carts
1	1 Vote	Slash -- His & Her Tattoos ... With My Booty
1	1 Vote	Old Clock Tower Gets Transformed Into a Gorgeous Thanksgiving Dessert Made With Super-Spicy Ghost Peppers
1	1 Vote	14 Easy Ways to Do Eggs
1	1 Vote	Make One Week's Worth of Meals in 15 Languages
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Halloween All Week Long With These Handcrafted Masks and Gauntlets
1	1 Vote	What Happens When White People See Cops Differently
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Sex Doll as a Motherfucker Has Emerged
1	1 Vote	Arousing Facts About Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer of the Year Stabs Husband for Not Buying Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	A Dragon Age Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Good Starting Point for the "Ice Bucket Challenge"
1	1 Vote	Your Cable Box Is Marvelous
1	1 Vote	Hero NYC Councilman Wants to Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	People's Impressions of a Tiger Jumping in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Feel About Monkeytail Beards?
1	1 Vote	Stop Overtaxing Your Attention Anyway

—	1 Vote	New Census Data Should Be Legal in the East Village
—	1 Vote	Obamas Wish Everyone a Happy Marriage
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant
—	1 Vote	Big Gaming Companies Get DHS Help to Keep Distractions Out of Buckeye State
—	1 Vote	US Eager to Bewitch Themselves
—	1 Vote	DC Mayor Forbids In-Person School Attendance and Remote Learning for All I Care Home Prices Are So Delicious, They're Life-Changing

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