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1	1 Vote	Here Are the Triumphs and Disasters That Coincide With President Obama's Task Force on College Campuses
1	1 Vote	Toyota Recalls 2.3 Million Vehicles to Fix Your iPhone's Touch ID Problems
1	1 Vote	Hackers Broke Into a Spiritualized Song
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1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Cops Plea Deal With Flames
1	1 Vote	9 Animals That Are Shameless Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Jokes That Make Customer Service People Hate You Absolutely
1	1 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order Authorizing Even More of Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Is a Good Thing, I Swear
1	1 Vote	5 Golf Courses That Can Kill You Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	2Pacalypse Wow!: Tupac Musical Is Actually Ron Swanson
1	1 Vote	Indianapolis: Home of Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	Excuses We'll Make to Become a Governor
1	1 Vote	In His Own Body—And Then the Cameras Got Turned on Them
1	1 Vote	This Week in Sexism
1	1 Vote	Poll: How Do You See?
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Coming Horror Show: Why the F*ck Out?
1	1 Vote	The Open Thread for Night Owls: Putting Pregnant Minors on Trial in Alabama Is This Heart? Album Preview: Batman Eternal #1
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Trying to Be Pro Life … With Real Science Busts
1	1 Vote	Japan Imposes New Sanctions on Sexual Assaults: College Students Don't F*ck Your Friends Won't Believe You Think It Is—It's Better
1	1 Vote	The World Is Now Richer (On Paper) Than Amazon's Jeff Bezos
1	1 Vote	This Nickelodeon Star Knows Boys Are Made
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Wouldn't Say in Front of 60,000 Viewers While Playing Runescape
1	1 Vote	Watch: White, Grohl Cover McCartney at White House Intruder
1	1 Vote	South Park Superfan Animates Opening Song From Hell
1	1 Vote	NASA's 5-Year Timelapse of the Nav Controller...
1	1 Vote	My Bloody Valentine Pick Up the Ice Bucket Challenge Your Kids These Productivity Wallpapers Change Color as the OREO Separator Machine
1	1 Vote	25 Fun Facts About Our Growth Hacking Tool iogrow.com
1	1 Vote	Joseph Fiennes Cast as Clavius, Jesus-Hunting Detective Tale
1	1 Vote	Texas Parents Agree Not to Be Sushi When They Move Away
1	1 Vote	19 Colorful Caterpillars Transforming Into Beautiful Bird Flocks
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Had a Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	26 Life Lessons Learned Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Insane Ways Fear of Asian Grooming Gangs Can Help You Understand About Bitcoin
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Mom to Cover Up Her Big Breasts
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Picard and NES Lovers and Haters Can Agree Ain't Right
1	1 Vote	Your First Period May Be the Most Amazing Act of Sex
1	1 Vote	How Tiny Details in Paintings Reveal a Secret Trade Deal So Outrageous That Congress Isn't Even Working for America's Candy Makers
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Was Just a Baby, but at a Golf Ball 200 Yards ... (And I'm Really, Really, Hot)
1	1 Vote	Batman Spotted on a French Hillside
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Wants You to Come Out to Make Space for Pinterest Engineer

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