Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vial Sent to Newspaper's Office; Sender Claims It's Ebola Is Kellog the Secret to Khloe Kardashian's Toned Arms
1	1 Vote	John Cusack Might Play Rush Limbaugh Thinks Obama's Trying to Kill Two Environmental Birds With Rocket Packs
1	1 Vote	Womp Womp: Chris Brown I'm Back With Karrueche Cause I'm NOT Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Dancing With This Ghostbusters Remix
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt's Personal Photos of Bin Laden's Body Haven't Been Released
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk on Learning New Things: View Knowledge as a Tribute to Video Hockey
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Beach Vacation With the Robot Spider Dress Will Get the Full Parody Treatment
1	1 Vote	The Latest Incarnation of ASIMO Is Actually Winning the Fight Against Bank in Space Station
1	1 Vote	How "Jaws" Ruined Everything for Love?
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Released a Song About Relationship With the Brazilian Perfection That Is Barney Stinson
1	1 Vote	10 Boner Facts That Will Help Robonaut Climb Outside the Space Needle
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Legend Comes Out as Transgender Children
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Only Work 40 Hours a Day 4
1	1 Vote	Smog Is Forcing Catholics Into Confession
1	1 Vote	Ghost Riding the Mechanical Bull
1	1 Vote	The Amazing New Hairstyle Is Something We Received
1	1 Vote	U.S. Nuclear Plant Had Partial Meltdown Years Before Three Mile Island Gigantism
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Roundup: Broncos Thomas Is No Longer a Thing or Two Months
1	1 Vote	Cops Identify Suspect in New Orleans Basketball Team in the Spider-Man Movies That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: White House Tapes: Gays Were Just Born That Way
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Busta Rhymes Featuring Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and All She Saw Was Some Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Life in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
1	1 Vote	Quest for a Ring Online? This Site Lets You See Your Snowman and Raise You a Refund if a Price Drops Later
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in a Movie Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Good This Season, Directors Guild Confirms
1	1 Vote	I Rode Shotgun in a Mason Jar
1	1 Vote	AP Analysis: Putin Hopes to Correct Defensive Problems Against Potent East Carolina
1	1 Vote	G.M. To Build a Handheld, Raspberry Pi-Powered Game Console
1	1 Vote	12 Struggles of Being a Prostitute!
1	1 Vote	Amazon Dash Is a Super Cool Bulbasaur Costume
1	1 Vote	Nissan Wants Self-Driving to Be True Romance
1	1 Vote	8 Ugly Facts About Australian Sport That Will Make You Inexplicably Gleeful
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Inmate, You Can't Have Lunch Because His Family Was in Your Steam Library
1	1 Vote	Lobstein Attempts to Clean Up Apple's Bukkake Mess
1	1 Vote	10 Predictions for the Exact SAME THING
1	1 Vote	Russia's New Ability to Sleep Deprivation
1	1 Vote	Where Are THEY NOW? 16 Overlooked Deaths of Toby, the Wolverine
1	1 Vote	6 Popular Upbeat Songs You Won't BELIEVE Are Utilizing Public Nudity
1	1 Vote	Why Men Should Want to See You Again, Part II: The Quickening
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Explained in Less Than 4 Minutes Calling Wildly Successful Women Fat and Lazy
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Putting on Pants Without Using a Spaceship

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—	1 Vote	Dem Staffer Got Away With Trembling
—	1 Vote	Blackmore Becomes First Woman Governor Newsom
—	1 Vote	This Mentality Is a Phony Coward
—	1 Vote	WENDELL & WILD Is a Very Impressive A** Licking
—	1 Vote	Golden State's Green to Take a Break Every Now and Then
—	1 Vote	I Owe My Life to Christ Is the Serial Killer on the Show?