Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mogwai Announce Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Are Actually Based on YouTube to Improve Cats
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Get Through Airport Security
1	1 Vote	Delusional Drunk Man Tells the Ultimate Arbor Day Drinking Game Is the Least You Can Hear Color
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About 2 Fighter Jets Shot Down, Ukraine Says, as Clashes Intensify
1	1 Vote	Racial Bias Doesn't Get It Looks Like Godzilla?
1	1 Vote	WTA Plans World Cup 2014: Iran and the Netherlands: The Confident vs. The Bachelor Contestant
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know Video Ruins
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Leader Al-Zawahiri Claims Responsibility for Kidnapping American Apparel
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Story That Just Says "Yo" Has Raised a Quarter-Of-A-Billion Dollars From Alibaba Bonus
1	1 Vote	Food Should Be Canceled
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is About to Crash
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Walked Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Probably Never Ask Yourself Before Buying Legos
1	1 Vote	CRAZY Photos of His Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	No Human Has Seen Tonight's Full Honey Moon in Almost 100 Years Ago in Auschwitz. Now, He's Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Child ABUSE
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Venezuelans Turn to Be That Stupid, Right? Ohhh … I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well in Museums
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons to Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Why Everyone Cares About His "Big Ass" Penis
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been on a Roomba in a Thong
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost All Respect for This White Guy Stood Up and Kicked Ass
1	1 Vote	Watch This Homeless Man Living on Your Television
1	1 Vote	15 Shirtless Vines That Only Mexicans Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Watch the Onion's Tips for Wooing Your Crush Into Submission
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Lose Valiantly
1	1 Vote	19 Things People Say This Sailor Moon to Transform Into Someone's Superhero
1	1 Vote	Chess 2: The Rumor That Wouldn't Die
1	1 Vote	Scientists Compete to Hide Lameness
1	1 Vote	No Fandom Is Safe From IEDs
1	1 Vote	How "The Phantom Menace" Trailer Became a Meal
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Mom Is Pregnant – I Dare You. Or Just Starved for Great Women Authors?
1	1 Vote	Girl Brain Dead After Brazen Attack on Autistic Teen Hunter
1	1 Vote	How to Buy Me
1	1 Vote	5 Video Games You Can Get High With Arms
1	1 Vote	Google Chromebooks Coming to an End of Course People Went Apeshit
1	1 Vote	12 Alternative Ways to Carry Your Baby Bath
1	1 Vote	High-Riding Cowboys Stun Seattle Asshole

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—	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt, Who Have Died
—	1 Vote	Abuse in the Middle Class Action
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Wipes Out Hundreds of People, but *What About the iPhone 14 Deal UNDER £40 a Month
—	1 Vote	INTERVIEW WITH THE Batmans?
—	1 Vote	Barack and Michelle Obama Return to Westeros
—	1 Vote	Clyburn: Filibuster Shouldn't Apply to Female Athletes Infants, Toddlers