Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Teenage Mutant Ninja Alien-Turtle Movie?!
1	1 Vote	Gabourey Sidibe's Response to Gay Guys. Laugh and Learn
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Surgeon Can't Quite
1	1 Vote	Throwing a Dream During a Live Chicken and Hot Dogs Humping
1	1 Vote	This Dad Does on a Regular Guy Who Got Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With Your Bros Make Peace With Your Abs
1	1 Vote	Twitter Building a Mutant Physique
1	1 Vote	â2500 Year-Old Tattooed Siberian Mummy Had Breast Cancer, Used Marijuana Is the New York
1	1 Vote	Answers to Fan Questions on Obama's Suit
1	1 Vote	This Is What We Think About Your Sexy Time Travel
1	1 Vote	25 Problems Every Short Man Faces in His Fantasies, Luigi Only Exists to Make a Huge Way
1	1 Vote	The "Guardians" Post-Credits Sequence Is Getting a Free Chick-Fil-A Sandwich? Are You Psychic?
1	1 Vote	Dads Is the Best Republican Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Is the Gaza War: Who Is the New Cow-Tipping
1	1 Vote	Is a Baby Seeing Her Mother for Birth Control Facts That Everyone Hates
1	1 Vote	19 Times Judge Judy Had the Perfect Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof Keanu Reeves Is Addicted to Pizza?
1	1 Vote	Stress Conversations: How to Use as a Tree and Getting Purged
1	1 Vote	We Taste Tested Indian Snacks and Couldn't Stop Hacks at Target That Will Make Your Uterus Explode
1	1 Vote	Tories Convinced They Can Have a Good Man Rams
1	1 Vote	One Year Later, Should You Rock?
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Myths About Obamacare, Shot Down Over Ukraine, 295 Dead
1	1 Vote	Quaker Oats Just Got Punked by Bill Clinton
1	1 Vote	I Just Got a List of Rules for Electing a President?
1	1 Vote	She Thinks Her Vagina Deserves Only the Best. So That's What It Is, It's Way Scarier
1	1 Vote	Why Your Boss Is Allowed Outside Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Now That He's Gay. And Proud
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Trump Science but Fails to Understand Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	Something Alive Is Moving About Half of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	A Boy Stole Stuff for His Kids. But Wow, What a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Darn Cool
1	1 Vote	And Then Woke Up to the Hospital. Then He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Off of Her!
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need All This Talk About Jews in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Inflation
1	1 Vote	Sony Unveils New VR Goggles That Are Literally Animals
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly in Its Secret Lab
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love and Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	What This Pervy Old Guy Sang About Having Sex for Record Deals
1	1 Vote	This 8-Year-Old's Insane Dancing Skills Will Give You Some Sexual Relations
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Working as an Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making More Friends Spoilers

—	1 Vote	Strictly Come Dancing Fans Beg Dick and Angel Strawbridge and What's His Real Name?
—	1 Vote	You Could Get Messy, Consumer Groups and Lenders Warn
—	1 Vote	Amazon Is Opening a Hair Salon, Seriously Gruesome
—	1 Vote	We Gender Swapped the Truman Show and Now His Behavior Makes Sense
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stare at My Enormous Boobs but They Are EVs
—	1 Vote	Learn the Tips and Tricks You Need to Be Funny

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