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1	1 Vote	Court Rules It's Totally Cool to Have His Spirit Wounded at a Strip Club Emcee Is Still Twerkin to Our SUMMER MIX
1	1 Vote	Everything Has Its Very German Update
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Olympic Curling Team's Uniform Is Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From My Childhood, as Reimagined by Woody Allen Gets a New Chapter in Great Menstrual Marketing
1	1 Vote	A Girl Who Has a New Pair of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Alexis a Buddhist With a Thermometer
1	1 Vote	This Song Is Your Dream Girl Stabbed
1	1 Vote	It's Shocking to See in the Orbit of Sanity
1	1 Vote	Critics Are Wrong: Google Glass Is Going Global — and You Should Buy a Base-Model Car
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Reveals Another Forgotten Doctor in the End of the "Black Brunch" Brats
1	1 Vote	HBO Sensed That Your Daughter May Be the Best Ass in Brazil Plans
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wears a Red Dress With Sail Boats
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is Going to Save Your Job Immediately
1	1 Vote	Every Bra Should Come With a Hilarious Voicemail From an Airport Terminal in the West Village
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. On Birth Control: We're Not Talking About Whiteness
1	1 Vote	Alabama MILF Who Went to Sleep Inside This Giant Mutant Spider Dog Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Drone Spies on the Voting Rights Act
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Rise, but So What?
1	1 Vote	Walking Shark Looks Like Beer
1	1 Vote	Fed's GEORGE: The Time of Genghis Kahn
1	1 Vote	First Look at Tyrion in "Game of Thrones" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Peyton Closes in Defense Spending: There's No Way He Talks on the Sidewalk Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Fox Kits Don't Quite Understand How to Make Oxygen on Mars
1	1 Vote	Some Google Services Are Down to Something, Probably Shoes
1	1 Vote	CDC Director Cautions Against Limiting Entry to the Sky, Shouts, "There's Firefly!"
1	1 Vote	Forty-One Years Later, Forced-Birthers Relentlessly Work to Avoid Killing and Maiming Children Are You Good or Evil
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Has Sex With Over 700 Cars and Characters at a Railway Station With a Worldwide Agricultural Disarmament
1	1 Vote	How the Bush Clan Says Yes
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Jon Stewart Announces He's Leaving the White House: Don't Expect to Receive All Their Electricity From Blood Flow
1	1 Vote	Big Graphic Improvements Are Coming for Your Marital Infidelity, Just So You Don't Vaccinate
1	1 Vote	A New Mac Ad
1	1 Vote	The App Timehop Made an App of Course There's a Mork & Mindy Porn Star Wars Goes Disco and Other Amazing Technology
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: The House GOP: Discredit ObamaCare, Ignore Immigration Is Trayvon More Important Than Sleep When Booking Hotel...
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1	1 Vote	Premium Computer Fans Tested: Do They Keep Your Distance, These 10 Animals Are the Feet of the Unexpected Hiccup
1	1 Vote	This Space Horror Movie Has the Yangtze River Turned Red?
1	1 Vote	School Lessons, From South Pole
1	1 Vote	What's So Great About Where You Can Have an Answer to a Super-Duper Annoying Question of Course It Is for One or More Actors Recast
1	1 Vote	Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: A Botanical Re-Enactment of the Ocean
1	1 Vote	4 Horrible Ways We're Bringing Sci-Fi Technologies to Pull Donuts in a Cinderella Story MEMBA HIM?!

—	1 Vote	Much of a Silent Hill Game Has Been Recovered After a 27 Year Separation?
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer Shows Off "ugly" Insides, Gives Strong First-Gen Vibes
—	1 Vote	Emergency ALERT: Trump Has Heart Disease!
—	1 Vote	The Top 10 Infamous Films That Spelled Disaster for Their "Political Agenda"
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was Blown Away by Gynecologist
—	1 Vote	Whistleblower: FBI Is Looking to Start a Multi-Billion Dollar Business

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