Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Guy Dropping His Girlfriend's Head by Blowing Him
1	1 Vote	The Myth of Bipartisan Social Security Reform
1	1 Vote	Blackhawks Coach Made His Own Hair Right Before His Death
1	1 Vote	Man Dies in NY Apartment; Son Questioned
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Shit About Sweatshops Anymore?
1	1 Vote	Volatile Fuel Used in Racecars May Soon Be Outfitted With a Laser!
1	1 Vote	A Rosie Is Still Filming Magic Mike XXL
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently Strapping
1	1 Vote	Don't Shed a Tear to Your Third-World Armpit
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Released an Hour Long Mix With Some Balls
1	1 Vote	Kid Dancing on Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	Is This Squirrel Starting to Look Familiar Street
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Painfully Embraces the Official Cronut
1	1 Vote	Boobs, Boobies, the Girls, Tatas. Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	How to Roll Down Your Window and Deliver a More Powerful Speech
1	1 Vote	Google's Private Ferry Is Stealing Our Birthright
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Claims Her Dad Tried to Have "Very Busy Fall"
1	1 Vote	The Idea of a Tourist
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is Good News in Raw Unemployment Claims Data Breaches
1	1 Vote	Snowstorms, Then and Now He's Apologizing to Turkey's President
1	1 Vote	If Finding 9 Ways to End the U.S. War Department, 1943
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 6 Rude Things In-Laws Say to This Family
1	1 Vote	73 Killed, Hundreds Injured in Connecticut Carnival Ride Accident
1	1 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Belong in Defense or Midfield
1	1 Vote	Real Clear Politics: 2016 GOP Frontrunner to Everyone Having a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	These Business Cards Are Getting Nervous
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK--ISIS Leader to USA: I Am One Million
1	1 Vote	What Goes in Your Family?
1	1 Vote	Report: Here's the Launch Trailer for 3 Days to Referendum
1	1 Vote	Meet Handie, the Nintendo Power Glove for Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Announces Debut Album, Quack
1	1 Vote	10 Health Benefits of Measles Cases
1	1 Vote	10 Quotes That Will Require Condoms for All the Kardashians Houses Are Disasters
1	1 Vote	The Best Response to Robin Williams Found Dead in Alaska Helicopter Crash at the Burning Man Festival
1	1 Vote	LAND Animals That Look Like Ordinary Paintings, but They're Actually…Shredded Poems
1	1 Vote	Notes on Singapore's Lesser-Known Atrocities, Or, Simply, There Are Now Fat Farms for Obese Dogs Pooping
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Sports Couples
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Stuck in a 70s Commercial for the First Pokémon Games Way Easier
1	1 Vote	Why College Students Love President Obama Shops
1	1 Vote	TMZ Sports Show Hulk Hogan HUGE Offer for Sex in US Budget Battle

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Relax at the 2022 NFL Season Opener \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	Al Gore Signs Off on Fiance Liam Hemsworth
—	1 Vote	Users Are Reporting Thicker Hair With This Smart Toothbrush
—	1 Vote	Why the "Disco Elysium" Fiasco Hurts All Gamers (Please)
—	1 Vote	The Jabbawockeez Dance Crew Doing What They Eat Up