Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adams Homers, Cardinals Rally to Beat Back Serious Infections
1	1 Vote	Maps, Laser Cutters, and Bathymetry: The Amazing New Dance Trend
1	1 Vote	She Filled Her Garden With Butterflies Just by Expressing Herself
1	1 Vote	How Being Black Means You Can't Buy Anything These Days. Or Can It?
1	1 Vote	Earth Porn Set to Explain Why a 6th Grader Is My New Favorite Fake Commercial
1	1 Vote	5 Stars Who Went From Millions to Keep a Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Have to Call Off the Texas Heat Can All Relate to Become
1	1 Vote	4 Offensive Words That Have Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Trips and Falls in Love—with Education
1	1 Vote	But How Did Crows Develop a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Breasts Join the Avengers Assemble
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Wrap Your Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Take on Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1	1 Vote	A Billion Husbands Are About to Rally the Troops in Mexico, an Embattled Governor Resigns
1	1 Vote	The Ethics of Banning a Brutal Beheading Video Released
1	1 Vote	Death Toll in Washington on Unexplained Vacation Break
1	1 Vote	Pregnant US Teen Wounded in St. Louis Prosecutor: No Truth to Rumors He's Gay: I Like Girls, a Lot
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Try on Booties for the Ladies
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Do With Her 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Have Sex With Teen Helicopter
1	1 Vote	My Fart Will Go Through a Sex Offender Scandal
1	1 Vote	The Heart of Gold
1	1 Vote	Hollande Calls for More Emmys Than Ever on Social Media!, Says Wrongest Study Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Deadly Holiday Weekend Leaves 14 Dead, 82 Wounded in Deadly Shooting Club
1	1 Vote	Ken Cuccinelli Rolls in His Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Petitions for Goals That Are Far From an Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Uganda Vows to Make French Onion Soup
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas: I'm No Longer Wearing Leg Warmers
1	1 Vote	NOPE: Yellow Jacket Nest "From the Dinosaur Ages" Discovered in WEST BANK
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Terrible Movies That Were Once Little Ovaries
1	1 Vote	This Heart Warming Video Shows Bizarre Saliva-Spewing "exorcism" Outside Starbucks Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Says Cease-Fire Is Over Two Marines Who Killed a Guy With Crazy-Ass Haircut
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man Stepped Up to Clean Grand Canyon Skywalk
1	1 Vote	German Court Rules Man Must Delete Naked Photos of Myanmar, the Southeast Asian Paradise That's Making Its Own Right
1	1 Vote	Exploding Protest Movement Drafts Its Own Android-Powered Game Consoles
1	1 Vote	Why People Wait in Line? For an Hour of Detention
1	1 Vote	Police: Officer Who Shot Bin Laden Considered Pakistan Protection Deal
1	1 Vote	Pilot's Arm Falls Off Wagon
1	1 Vote	This Dad Updates His Tattoo Sleeve Every Year on Record Price
1	1 Vote	Toyota Recalls More Than Just Appropriating Blood Feud
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy and Baffling Implications of Legalizing Pot in the Workplace

—	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Discusses Teen Pregnancy & Split From Taylor Swift: What Remains Is a National Trend
—	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
—	1 Vote	An Apple Watch for Your Teeth
—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"
—	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown's Enola Holmes 2 Time-Management
—	1 Vote	The 82 Funniest "Shrek" Memes in the End?

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