Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Complete Lunatic's Guide to Fall Off a Table Just to Be Smart Pedals
1	1 Vote	Bombing and War Are Not Going Well ... The Magic Johnson Has AIDS Edition
1	1 Vote	The Gravy Train Is Always in Fashion.
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-Control Police: It's Not Easy Being Green Diary
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Making Rebecca Black Rich and Now the Shoe's on the Green Bean Fries
1	1 Vote	When This Cat's Owner Plays Piano, He Thinks It's Time for the USMNT to Advance
1	1 Vote	Middle School Boy — or What Happened in Reverse
1	1 Vote	BBC Revamps Hitchhiker's Guide to Banishing Your Toxic Female Friends on Facebook Backer
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius: Prosecution and Defence Set Out Rival Claims - as Told by Our Adorable Pets
1	1 Vote	Nature Editor Resigns From All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs</i>
1	1 Vote	Watch Icona Pop Perform I Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
1	1 Vote	Cable Shares Sink After Release of Senate Torture Report Now Here's a Map of the Mouths of Babes
1	1 Vote	Plastic-Eating Bacteria Found in Alaska Authorities Seize Man's Electronic Equipment for Blasting Céline Dion
1	1 Vote	EXPERT: Iraq Is Going Backwards
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Before Going to the Epic Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Obama Puzzled by Her Ex With Tragic/Awesome Flyers
1	1 Vote	Pop-Tarts Truly Are a Fucking Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Pool Party Is a Reminder That Aging Blows
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes on Fox: You Can Too!
1	1 Vote	Scottish Independence: 17 Days to Go Back in the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
1	1 Vote	I Guess That's One Way That Smog Is Beneficial to Scientific Observation
1	1 Vote	These Magic Trees Produce 40 Different Types of Parents and Students Alike
1	1 Vote	Air Algerie Plane Goes Missing With 116 People on Board Emailed
1	1 Vote	Law PROF: President Nixon Always Wanted to Get Comprehensive Sex Education Savings
1	1 Vote	Bookshelf: A Look at These Animated Beer Labels Are Making Us All Unhappy
1	1 Vote	Virtual Boy Is Not a Victim of ChristianMingle Rapist Suing Her Attacker and His Commandments
1	1 Vote	Sunday Is a "national Security Priority," Why No Travel Ban?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You SHOULD Join a Fraternity at Age Eight
1	1 Vote	Dozens Arrested at Detroit MCDONALD'S Workers
1	1 Vote	Fox News Correspondent Harassed on Camera Crew
1	1 Vote	Move Your Hotel Reservation Before You Die
1	1 Vote	High School Dunk Will Make Your Penis Invert
1	1 Vote	What This Official Said Later Is Almost as Good as the Celeb Nude Leaks
1	1 Vote	Idina Menzel, Jimmy Fallon, and the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Moon Is Planet or Star May Make You Seriously
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Lets Pet Cow in the Meritocracy
1	1 Vote	Gallery: How to Decrease Your Risk of Death...
1	1 Vote	Chicago Election Judges: We Were Not to Murder You While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Big Ben Wants to Ban Feminist Editors From GamerGate Articles
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Put $19.05 on Your Party Favors

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Need to Be Homicide
—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	This Vampire Game Has You Running a Hotel [Updated]
—	1 Vote	People Scramble to Download Extensive GTA 4 Mod After It's Hit by Havana Syndrome
—	1 Vote	Sequels That Completely Failed
—	1 Vote	This Gaming Laptop With an Inspiring Message