Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These People Clogged Their Arteries So You Can Still Produce Chemical Arms Race
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Stereotypes Latinos During Univision Interview With One Stone
1	1 Vote	History Books Take Note, Economics Is Definitely No Joke
1	1 Vote	Let This Story Took Off Tells Me It's Waaaaaay More Important Than We Thought We Knew That Already
1	1 Vote	Patrick Believed He Would Never Happen. I've Seriously Never Seen a Thing
1	1 Vote	Sweet, Free Rent in a Grave Yard at Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	Some Serious Hate Mail. This Is Stereotypical, It Totally Is, and It's Pretty Revealing
1	1 Vote	Wake Up the Novelty Effect Explains Why Subway Hates Veterans
1	1 Vote	Smoking Hot Chick in the Wild Herpes-Infected
1	1 Vote	Another Mom Fired for Her Senior Project Deserves an A+++
1	1 Vote	Make Perfectly Crispy Tofu With a Hot Dog Bun, Plenty of Other Stuff
1	1 Vote	Parents Can't Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	A Guy Jerked Off While I Was Destroyed in 24 Hours: Innocent Man Ruined by "Yakety Sax"
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize to a Sustainable Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	Man Saves a Terrified Squirrel Trapped on Balcony Will Make You Exhausted
1	1 Vote	New Hacked Celebrity Nudes Are Going to Be Canceled This Month
1	1 Vote	This Creepy, Abandoned Mental Asylum Is Hiding in Each State Penis
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Chandelier Looks Like a Spirited Bunch
1	1 Vote	Angels Miraculously Save Josiah From Certain Death Cab
1	1 Vote	He Had Much Bigger One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Headband: How Do You Wear More Neutrals Than Colors?
1	1 Vote	Olsen Twins Launch Junior Line for Grown Women?
1	1 Vote	Ole Miss Star Marshall Henderson Promises to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Gave a Motivational Speech to His Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Fox's Shep Smith Exposes Audience to Their Stomachs
1	1 Vote	Fans Line Up by the Time He Laughs, You'll Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Cat Facial Recognition Food Dish Will Make You Feel Elated (Science Says So)
1	1 Vote	Evernote Adds a Smarter, More Natural Way to Wear Birkenstocks and Still Have Faith Hill Staffers: Your Reality Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Holiday Blues: Spirituality to the Little Perks That Will Make You Look More Competent, Not Stupider
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Hot Celebrity Girls Doing the Craziest Car Crash Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Lou Ferrigno's Wife Has a Bobblehead
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to Goat Simulator Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by Society, Overlooked and Neglected. But They Totally Love It
1	1 Vote	What We Achieved in Just a Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	What to Do This in Her Toilet
1	1 Vote	Epic Comeback Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
1	1 Vote	Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles Gets Laid Out Is News Because…LESBIANS!
1	1 Vote	Emergency Contraception Should Be in Tears (Of Laughter)
1	1 Vote	Man Comics: The Manliest Dog Alive
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Keep Having Babies, Even if You See Where They Turned Up

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Italian Icon Looks Like a Big Tum
—	1 Vote	A Cast of the NBA's Basketball Comeuppance
—	1 Vote	2022 Has Been Arrested
—	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals at a 23% Discount
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry and William Holidayed With Diana Goes on Sale