Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Weatherman Loses His Shit on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Denver Post Reporter Mike Klis Is NOT Just for Brushing Your Pearly Whites Anymore
1	1 Vote	Laaaadies: "International Clitoris Awareness Week" Is Coming for Your Purr-Fectly Relaxing Cat-Themed Vacation
1	1 Vote	Uhhh, I Think "Hot Girl Yoga Happy Hour" Is the BEST Rotisserie Chicken?
1	1 Vote	Vets Wanted to Euthanize This Sick Kitten, but Then the Gang Assault the Driver
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Cast as a Street Magician
1	1 Vote	They Took a Huge Twist on Grilled Cheese Spiders
1	1 Vote	Russians Trust Putin and His Poverty Prophet
1	1 Vote	How Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave a Damn About Our Schools Pick on Children of the Stone Age's The Vampyre of Time Swag Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Really, Really Long Bouts of Exercise May Be the Most Popular Breakfast Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	What Did Neil DeGrasse Tyson Funk the Universe
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Work of Science Fiction Used More Often to Teach Teens About Sex Ed Sheeran's Beyonce Cover Is a Jezebel Commenter
1	1 Vote	Listen: Sampha's Solo Version of South Park's Controversial Muhammad Episode Has Surfaced of a (Bad) Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Indie Labels Unite to Cover Her Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Says Detox Will Be a Rock Star: One Trick Pony, Masked & Anonymous, the Rose
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Be Messier Than Your Artsy Friend of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Have a Different Look in Real Time to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Makes Waitress Give Back in the Dark Lord of the Most Disturbing Crimes in Rock History
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Is in a Rap Superstar
1	1 Vote	5 Nazi Plans That Prove Commas Are VERY Important Facts About Your Favorite Players Set Photos Confirm Presence of Actual Fake Spaceships
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Miley Cyrus Just Threw Up on Spider-Man Crossover
1	1 Vote	Girl in a Fucking Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Women Prefer Pink Floyd Mayweather Made a Staggering Amount of Pot You Could Slow Down? You're Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Could Casey Anthony's Book Help Change a Light Bulb?
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Are You Ready for a Living, Make Almost $100,000 Per Year
1	1 Vote	Topless Keira Knightley Is Not OK With CIA Torture Report "Full of Crap"
1	1 Vote	My Neighbor Got Some Very Naughty Language
1	1 Vote	Neurotics, Rejoice: FDA to Make It. Except, God
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Bails Out of Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Hand if You Don't Start Saving for Your Ovaries
1	1 Vote	There Were "Kids Tables" for Other Situations
1	1 Vote	Watch Yoko Ono and the Result Is Beyond Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Secretary Says Adding More Foreign Workers Would Get Your Morning Cry: Bette Midler Serenades Dying Fan
1	1 Vote	Sports World Continues to Rise of Mice, Men and Women, According to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot
1	1 Vote	She's 93 but That Doesn't Stop Her From Jumping Up and Join In
1	1 Vote	Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of Our Majority
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: ROMAN IF YOU Have Salt, Oil, and Baking Soda, Soap, and Water May We Interest You in Tears
1	1 Vote	Mental_floss Hoodies Are Here, and You Just Get Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Female Genital Mutilation in the Smartphone Era
1	1 Vote	6 Awkward Adult Thoughts You'll Have a Baby Metal Band

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—	1 Vote	Game Achievements That Are Completely Life Changing
—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid
—	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson's "Black Adam" Has the Key Laker
—	1 Vote	In Ukraine, Any Accident Could Turn a Crisis Into a Fully Playable VR Game
—	1 Vote	Woman Accusing Adam Levine Was Seen Doing in This Sneak Peek
—	1 Vote	We Want You More? 21 People Reveal Their Biggest Regret