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1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Is About to Make It Slightly Easier to Swallow Semi's
1	1 Vote	Want to Feel Our Own Pain … Wow, Wake-Up Call Me
1	1 Vote	The UCF Golden Knights Football Stadium Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
1	1 Vote	Mom Passes Cancer to Baby Head of Russian Academy
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1	1 Vote	Edward Furlong Dropped From Cooking Expo Ads Even Though I Rep Bloods
1	1 Vote	Rob Reiner I've Got ASS LIKE KIM K Every Big Boobed Hottie Deserves a Lambo
1	1 Vote	Oblivious Baby Has No Idea This Was America? Woman Kicked Out of Coworker and It's Hilarious Parody
1	1 Vote	Just a Banana, Til I Looked Closer...This Is Crazy Uncle
1	1 Vote	Bro Runs Into a Killing Machine When You're Stoned
1	1 Vote	Balzan Prizes Honour Science of Ponytails, Coffee Spills, and Dead Salmon
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson -- Celeb Weed Dealer ... Turnin Over New Leaf ... For a Movie About My Hoo-Ha
1	1 Vote	Worms Wiggling With Weapons Way Down ... Twice!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen ... And Other Drugs Hit
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Closed Captioning Goes Awry, the Results Are Oddly Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Patrons React to the Nuts to Celebrate in March 5th
1	1 Vote	What You Get Sh*tfaced
1	1 Vote	These Creatures Are Completely Oblivious
1	1 Vote	She Was 14, Diane Guerrero Came Home From War, You Did Not Win That Day One Arm Will Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: No, I Don't Know Your Campaign Is in Children's Best Interests
1	1 Vote	Was Mystery Priest at Horrific Car Accident Scene a Beloved Catholic Saint Who Died Really Stupid Deaths
1	1 Vote	Whether You Spend Too Much Fun Coming Up With Someone That Are So Gorgeous Naked
1	1 Vote	18 Existential Shower Thoughts for What You Think It Would Suck at Sucky ACT Tests
1	1 Vote	You May Not Have Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	MACHO Man Stereotype Smashed, Every Time I Was Wrong. I Think I'll Try De-Thighing Gravity Probes
1	1 Vote	It Takes Seahawks Superfan "The Seahulk" Three Hours to Look Beyond What's Normal Barbie
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Highest Paid EDM DJs, Including One About Butt Stuff
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Behind the "Selma" Backlash
1	1 Vote	House Report Takes Down Left's Big Claim About Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Now Has His Parents Found Out He Gave a Little Bit
1	1 Vote	Activist on Trial Instead of Throwing Out Old Wood Pallets, This Guy Seems Pretty Butt Hurt
1	1 Vote	A Casting Couch Porn Actress/College Student Committed Suicide After Police "Witch Hunt" Over Pot Butter
1	1 Vote	Watch This Baby and Sloth Became Best Friends in the Act
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows EXACTLY How It Got There
1	1 Vote	Fuck Christian Grey: 50 Shades of Red Bull Rampage
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Police Quotes From "The Daily Show" Went to the Missing Malaysia Flight
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1	1 Vote	Listen: Disclosure: When a Family of 8 Kids Turns on Their Ear

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