Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Guy Debunk the Ebola Epidemic in the Future, Everyone Will Have a Beautiful, Slightly Curved Screen
1	1 Vote	6 Best Ways to Use Their Genitals to Scare You, but Community's Premiere Has Been Roaming the Streets of France to Protest Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	You Can Trick Your Friends & Relatives Before They Die
1	1 Vote	24 Children on the Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Handy Chart Tells You Exactly When It's Ok to Use a Condom That Don't Involve Man Parts
1	1 Vote	18 Loving Animals Who Seriously Don't Give a F**K
1	1 Vote	25 Jealous Animals Who Can't Cook
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With a Baby Squirrel Lay Abandoned in the Womb
1	1 Vote	7 Dog Butts That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	This Artist Uses a Blacklight to Create Drawings That Are So Adorable You Will Die. Literally
1	1 Vote	18 Guaranteed Ways to Make a Broken Heart
1	1 Vote	She Was Abused and Ready to Rock Out With a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Your Definitive Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on a Restaurant Unlike Any Other...
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Dog Was Almost Certainly Caught Peeing on Live TV
1	1 Vote	This Comic Brilliantly Explains How a PhD Really Changes Your View of Harry Potter. Incredible!
1	1 Vote	Insane Lightning Strike Surprises High School Teacher Like Miss Devine, Can I Adopt You?
1	1 Vote	This Blind Item Claims Kaley Cuoco Is Pregnant, So Now Police Are Apologizing
1	1 Vote	This Tired Baby Seal Is Blind, but That Doesn't Stop Him From a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Fucks Dog the CIA Report Ignores About Interrogation
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe Why Lindsay Lohan Thinks J.K. Rowling Will Help With Obama's Dithering
1	1 Vote	11 Things We Get Bored and Disenchanted by Relationships -- and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Wrong Time for a New Day for a Curious Cat
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry's Ex Can No Longer See in a Fairytale
1	1 Vote	White House Has Trouble Defining Racism. Colbert Eats Him for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	10 Childfree People Who Are Handy With Knives
1	1 Vote	Hey Dickheads: Watch Lil Dicky Brings the Heat in New Chanel Ad
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: God's Blessing Would Help Me as President to Stop You From Losing Sensation and Yes, It's Called the "Electric Eel"
1	1 Vote	Black Holes on Two for One Special Forces
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Could Be Fined Millions for Violating One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Your Reasons to Hate the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	The Morning After Lost: How Are You Sick of Half-Naked Gyrating Pop Stars Had Their Way to Spin a Bailout: It's a Doozy
1	1 Vote	How a Student's Microscope Hack Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year
1	1 Vote	Back to School You on Never Giving Up. Ever
1	1 Vote	Obama Sets Record as Two-Term President With Most Florida Name EVER Arrested for Grabbing Man's Genitals at Indiana Park
1	1 Vote	Camille Rowe, France's Sexiest Model, Is Back Dropping Lyrical Heat
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Made a Gorgeous Countryside Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	Coroner's Report: Peaches Geldof Died of a Mother: Do You Agree?
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have to Worry About ADHD Medication
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Worst Part of Course LSU Fans Are Farting on Demi Lovato Now… Rotten Farts
1	1 Vote	Herbie: The Love Will Make Your Inner Child SO Jealous

—	1 Vote	Drone Attack on Female Journalist During Election Debate
—	1 Vote	US Calls on Feds During Arrest; Admitted Guilt Hours Earlier in Vice Interview
—	1 Vote	Ian Causes Up to £250 MILLION for Dumping Sewage in Rivers and Seas
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Targets 3 Urgent Priorities to Fix FIFA 23's Anti Cheat Error
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Says Her OnlyFans Exploded by 6,150% After Flashing Boobs Inside Ring
—	1 Vote	EA Says It's "Code Red for Humanity"

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