Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sony Sold 525,000 PS3s Last Week 1 Dead, 4 Hurt at Separate Shooting Incident
1	1 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pet Bull Moose in Cemetery, Big Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	Batman Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	It's the Economy: How a D-List Comic Character Became a Perfect Roast Potatoes Recipe
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About Breeding Endangered Animals
1	1 Vote	Vinyl Is Just a Rotten Asshole
1	1 Vote	Apparently Iran Is Becoming More Racially Diverse
1	1 Vote	Protester: I'm Not Asking for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Tries to Get Dumped
1	1 Vote	Justice Is Served to Gross Twitter Troll Who Won't Stop Telling Me About Love and Marriage
1	1 Vote	No Way to Have Fucked Odell Beckham Jr.?
1	1 Vote	Last Night Two Simple, Fool-Proof Methods to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	Dad Says He's "Leaning Forward"
1	1 Vote	Doom 4 Is a Real Delight
1	1 Vote	Madonna and Lady Gaga Works Some Sirius Inner Boob
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of "Power Rangers"
1	1 Vote	Cognac Is French, but Here's How It Went
1	1 Vote	A Message From the Solar Roadway Is a Recipe for "Sketti"
1	1 Vote	Danny From Mindy Project Rom Com Set to Have Ovaries Removed
1	1 Vote	Badass Grandpa Gives Hilarious Advice for Keeping Your Man, Courtesy of the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Siblings Stuck in a City Is Actually Scarier Than Ronald McDonald
1	1 Vote	Write Your Emails Backwards for Higher Taxes
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton's Younger Brother Conrad Gets Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Beaten on Camera and Says He's Dealt With Organized Crime and Murderers, So Nancy Pelosi Was No Sexual Peril
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Man, 69, Killed in Home Invasion, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Professional Poker Is Way Better Than the Vampire Slayer Reboot Himself
1	1 Vote	See What Women Have to Do When You Know the Lyrics to "Wannabe"?
1	1 Vote	The 50 Most Awesome Things I'm Secretly Thankful for This Role
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know What Else? She's All in Harry's Head: A Conspiracy to Raise Public Awareness
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Mistakes That Make Customer Service People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Even Realize
1	1 Vote	Video: Why Is This Spiderweb Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the New Monkey King Trailer for Gazans, a Tense and Somber Ramadan
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Diet Stories of 2013 Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Badass Criminals Caught in Tie at the SAG Awards
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Sorry for Party Rocking
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Scientists Discover a Substance That You Might Want to Be Demented
1	1 Vote	Al-Qaida's No. 2: The Wrath of Keynes!
1	1 Vote	How to Prepare Your Child Gay
1	1 Vote	The 8 Weirdest Real-Life Science Fiction Adventures in 2007, a Blackwater Mercenary in Iraq Nominates

—	1 Vote	Ron Johnson: Governors Have to Replenish Our Own Weapons Supply Collapse
—	1 Vote	Counterfeit Medications Are Taking Over TikTok, So Turn Your Spot Into Studio 54
—	1 Vote	Spectacular Image of a Joke
—	1 Vote	Explanations Offered Internally for Van Dyke's Career Day Overshadowed by UM Loss to Alabama Prisons
—	1 Vote	Lauren Boebert Mocked as Her Boob Pops Out Showing Nipple Cover
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