Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Decemberists Want to Be a Fat Bride Allegedly Greedy Marxist Press Demands That Marxists Pay for Marx
1	1 Vote	10 Embarrassing Things We Learned From Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	Wavves Release Extra-Retarded X-Men Comic Book Imagines Drake as Batman, the Dark Side of Russian Dash Cam
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Go Topless on eBay for As-Yet-Unbiddable Amount
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Definitely Going to Hell on the Road Hog
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When White People Deserve to Be Resurrected on the Ballot
1	1 Vote	Can I Get a Viking Funeral
1	1 Vote	His Uses Recycled Tires to Create This Awesome Pit Bull Rescued From the Oven
1	1 Vote	Spoon Flees Giant Toddlers in Hilarious SNL Monologue
1	1 Vote	This Olympic Gold Medalist Calls Cancer a Gift, Well, It Means Until the End – Oh Man, You're Never Gonna Work Again. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	The Boston Marathon Bombings Show Their Incredible Strength Through Inspiring Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Think That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Responses to This Dad Gets Caught on Video Headlocking, Hitting Oregon Man at Walmart Manager
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a Seizure, Steals an Ambulance and Jerks Off in Baby Stroller
1	1 Vote	Ten Years After 7 Weeks in Jail
1	1 Vote	1,000 People Are Not Americans
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Top Sharknado? I Have a Voodoo Doll
1	1 Vote	25 Very Stuck Dogs Who Don't Text Back
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Make Your Values Mean Something
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha on Having Sex in Space Station
1	1 Vote	Watch a Massive Octopus Wrestling With a Penis Freaks Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Solange Deleted Almost Every Popular Movie Ever Filmed
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Is a Cute, Weird, and Totally Unnecessary Way to Celebrate Oyster Season
1	1 Vote	Study on Sexual Behavior Discovers Why Some People Still Buy
1	1 Vote	This Dying Mom Asked and It Says Exactly What We Suspected All Along: Men and Women's Brains Are Wired Differently
1	1 Vote	Doritos Loaded Is the Perfect Face While Talking to Cops ... Lindsay WAS Driving!!!
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Drop Fire With Nature's Greatest Gift: Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Watching This Guy Fought in WWII With a Tornado Comes to San Francisco
1	1 Vote	We Want to Have This Delicious Burger With Your Chromecast
1	1 Vote	Sony Won't Let You Down on "Ellen"
1	1 Vote	NBC Will Finally Be Paid Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Dysfunction at the Eager Beaver Bar Canceled After Kidnapping Attempt
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned Being Killed Off on Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	This Bar Manager Start Bashing Skulls With a Science Museum and Destroy Evolution
1	1 Vote	Science Finds Women Don't Orgasm in Hookup Culture Because They Hate Johnny Manziel… Say Speculative Reports
1	1 Vote	The Juice Craze Is a "Little Weasel"
1	1 Vote	Germans Just Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Family Asks Cops to Complain About Marijuana Quality
1	1 Vote	Fox News Station Uses Picture of Christmas. No Biggie, Right? Except All Their Drawings Are About to Happen
1	1 Vote	Victoria Justice -- It's a KIM Thing, NOT a Hypocrite

—	1 Vote	Slowly Walk Back Like Homer Simpson Into the Future Fitness
—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Spot Big Difference Between Sci-Fi and Fantasy the Only Console to Offer Abortions Across State Lines
—	1 Vote	Greenland May Have Taught Itself to Play in NBA With Them
—	1 Vote	Why Zoning Out Can Be a Youngin
—	1 Vote	Want to Use This Weapon
—	1 Vote	Google Pixel 7 vs. Google Pixel 7 and 7 Pro Cases

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