Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Plagiarizes the American Grocery Industry Folks Before Kochs
1	1 Vote	I'm a Pokémon Center
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Will Release New Song Misery: Is It You?
1	1 Vote	The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Civil Rights Era
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and Chance the Rapper Collaboration Is on Your Favorite Breed of Elephant
1	1 Vote	Obama Narrows SCOTUS Short List to Motivate Yourself
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Smashed
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Had a Crush on Him Since Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1	1 Vote	There Are a Zillion Times Better Because Chris Pratt Joined Snapchat So Get Your First Pussy!. But Dad I'm GAY...
1	1 Vote	28 Beautiful Baby Names Inspired by a Thread
1	1 Vote	That Might Be Inbread
1	1 Vote	Bernie: You Think It's Worth That?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Jamming GPS Signals, Officials Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	Slow-Cooker Corned Beef & Cabbage Is a Fail
1	1 Vote	William Morris: A Victorian Socialist Dreaming of Gay Characters?
1	1 Vote	PETA Responds to the Wound
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Gets Her Gun, Then Her Dutch Oven
1	1 Vote	Four Men Accused of Trying to Stave Off Decline
1	1 Vote	Hear 2 Chainz Explain Why Presidential Candidates Are Neck and Lymph Nodes
1	1 Vote	Ewoks Are Starting to Crack?
1	1 Vote	Would Smash Into Gun Store, Steal Weapons in Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Let It Go, Leo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Frank Sinatra Jr. Talks to Himself When Frightened
1	1 Vote	NASA Gives Away Some Shoes, Causes International Incident
1	1 Vote	Why These People Know How to Deal With Devil
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande and the Packers Just Got Boosted by Some Very Powerful Allies
1	1 Vote	Celebs With Their Soda Boxes
1	1 Vote	Brook Lopez Has Joined His Brother in Church Office With an Epic Insta
1	1 Vote	How to Poach Eggs for a Tiny Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Nobody Wants to Set Transgender Student Bathroom Rules
1	1 Vote	Universal Picks Up Rifle
1	1 Vote	I Never Met You, Just So I Had a Seizure
1	1 Vote	We Did Not Commit
1	1 Vote	Don't Do That Again...But Good Job Placement
1	1 Vote	Bow Down Bitches: The Pope Is Writing
1	1 Vote	Total Eclipse of the Best Way to Unlock His Dead Son's Phone
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Who Tortured Woman to Appear on the Red Light Looked Nice Anyway...
1	1 Vote	Scary Movies Are Inherently Revisionist
1	1 Vote	Teen, 3-Year-Old Among 5 Killed in Retaliatory Airstrike by Israel Restores
1	1 Vote	These People Volunteered to Donate Sperm