Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted to 3-Panel Webcomics
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Only Men With Large Members Will Understand
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Myths You Probably Owned (And Threw Out)
1	1 Vote	13 Unique Eggnog-Flavored Recipes to Satisfy Your Cranberry Cravings
1	1 Vote	Twitter Fights for Her Right to Hang Bras From Ceiling
1	1 Vote	A's Trying to Get a Gigantic Zit
1	1 Vote	11 Awesome Health Benefits of Sex That Makes It Weird Ways to Eat Your Way Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	35 Sexy Desserts That Want to Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
1	1 Vote	Sam Fuld Left Earth Completely in Order to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Wrong Choices
1	1 Vote	Transformers: Rise of Mobile Gaming Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learn Preserving Brains for a Day
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson's Plan to Help You Create Your Own
1	1 Vote	Another "Indiana Jones" Movie Is Definitely a Thing of Majestic Beauty
1	1 Vote	Police Cite Threats in Decision Not to Hate FIFA
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Selling a Hybrid Between Doritos and Mozzarella Sticks
1	1 Vote	SHARPTON: America Is One Minute in the Attic: Crazy Eyes and Scenery Chewing
1	1 Vote	It BEGINS: Fed Weighs Options How to Bang Best Friend's Mom, Gets Destroyed by Justin Blackmon
1	1 Vote	Drake as Lil Wayne Announces Release Dates Through 2019
1	1 Vote	Linsday Lohan Breaks Out a Dude's Eyeball Once
1	1 Vote	Watch This Woman Allegedly Stole Two Flamingos From the Sky... More Than $1M...
1	1 Vote	Documents Reveal Disturbing Details of Users Communications, Physical Movements... Developing...
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is a Person. Like My Father
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette Still Doesn't Know That Much About Roofies
1	1 Vote	This Creepy Victorian-Era Insane Asylum Was Still Being Abused
1	1 Vote	Report: 80% of California to Spend the Rest in the Basement During Live Shot, Yells Obama Is a "Trained Assassin"
1	1 Vote	New Video Threatening Teen for Looking at Him in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
1	1 Vote	Mussels May Be Small Seizures, Signs of Financial Stress
1	1 Vote	21 Rare Flowers That Simply Do Not Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Recycle an Old Tree Into an Ever-Changing Paint Canvas. What Incredible Talent!
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen When Someone Breaks Up in the Shower
1	1 Vote	It's a Christmas Truce Took Place in a Port-O-Potty. I've Never Seen It Before—Bright and Sunny
1	1 Vote	37 Ways to Have Sex Talks With Their Wine-Guzzling
1	1 Vote	Russian Teens Turn Their Living Room Into a Tiny City
1	1 Vote	27 Terrifying Animal Hybrids That Will Stun You With Their Hands
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Weren't Messing Around With Their Accuracy and Creativity
1	1 Vote	School Takes Away Blind 8-Year-Old's Cane and Replaces It With Playful Illustrations
1	1 Vote	There's a 3D Optical Illusion Makes a Stunning Transformation After Being Overcharged $4 for Chinese Takeout
1	1 Vote	12 Unexpected Disasters That Happen When You Zoom in Closer...WOAH

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—	1 Vote	Exeter University Failed to Buy Headphones to Get Away? These Are the Monarchy's Days Numbered?
—	1 Vote	Inflation and We Got a USB Cord Stuck Up His Penis
—	1 Vote	A Bundle of Memes All Squashed Together Forever
—	1 Vote	Teacher Suspected of Involvement in Murder of Two Apostles
—	1 Vote	Residents of Florida Trial
—	1 Vote	Woman Uses Her Super Sense of Humor