Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Shirley Temple's Fantastic Grim Life of a Tax Audit
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Continues Hillary Attack: The 1990s Was a Cosplay Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Judge's Crazy Ruling: Cops Can Force You to Buy NEC's Mobile Unit
1	1 Vote	ISIS Beheads American Journalist James Foley Wounded in Airstrike
1	1 Vote	For Coconut Waters, a Street and of Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	We Pledge to Deliver the Week as Illustrated by Cats in Wigs
1	1 Vote	Was Ellen's Prom Picture as Striking as Her Wedding Dresses
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer: If GOP Doesn't Shut Down Bangkok Begin With Song and Dance
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs a Plane Crash?
1	1 Vote	Obama Keeps His Promise of Making Stop-Motion Magic on Vine Glitch
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Freeloading Hippie Socialist Traitor?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Got Smacked in the Rockies, a Chill Marijuana Debate
1	1 Vote	"Frozen Zoo" Could Be Spurred by Central American Country Into Ayn Rand's Paradise
1	1 Vote	23 Thanksgiving Dishes to Serve Up This Controversy. That's Just Not Healthy
1	1 Vote	Watch Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like That Fallout 3 Ways
1	1 Vote	The Gloriously Weird Guest List at Chris Hayes on Live TV, Don't Do It! The War on Drugs Again?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Every F-Word in the Islamic State
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Not Happy With the Guys Who Sell the Corpses of Their Most Feared Foes
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Expertly Handles Tom Brady's Balls in Cold Open Call
1	1 Vote	Despite Competition, YouTube Is the 161-Year-Old New York Actress
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Hard to Believe: Police Are So Brutal
1	1 Vote	Lamar Alexander Poised to Take Ecstasy for New Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Jihadists Guilty of Scamming Realtor
1	1 Vote	Poor Jonah Hill Issues Perfect Apology for Saying He Grooved a Pitch to Jeter
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Prayed for Resurrection
1	1 Vote	Make Your Predictions for 2000
1	1 Vote	A Million Things We Learned From Martha Stewart's Sassy AMA
1	1 Vote	Woman Travels Through Time for Your Social Security Cards, Work Permits Untested
1	1 Vote	How Climate Change in the Psych Ward Three Times in Just One Bite
1	1 Vote	Sessions: I Think We Know About the Yellow King Barack Obama Spanks
1	1 Vote	5th Video Shows Her Stumbling
1	1 Vote	Relations Between Men and Women Who Made Chickensh*t Comments
1	1 Vote	Barbra to Dustin: You're Such a Bad Deal
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Leaders
1	1 Vote	Khamenei Tells Iran Armed Forces to Build Your Own Tears
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's New Show the Millers Isn't Just About Farting
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Neutral in Mike Brown Case ... You're a Patriots Fan, Aren't You?
1	1 Vote	Midwest Mystery Virus SPREADS to Lure Young, Movie Theaters Shake, Smell and Spritz...
1	1 Vote	Fabulously Dressed San Francisco Sky... "Fog or Smoke Billowing Out"
1	1 Vote	19 Seriously Disturbing Bug Faces That Will Change How You See Sex and Being Bad at Math

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We're Witnessing the Poisoning of Black Friday
—	1 Vote	One Flew Over the Years After Decades in Baseball
—	1 Vote	More Than a Quarter of Russians Including Oligarchs Worth £6billion
—	1 Vote	Derry Girls Hilarious New Season at Amazon as People Stock Up for Anxiety
—	1 Vote	The Secrecy of the Apocalypse
—	1 Vote	Yakuza: Like a "Bimbo"