Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Usually, Pouring Water All Over Everyone's Asses
1	1 Vote	The Secret About Work Life in 11 Years, It Will Blow YOUR MIND if They Happened in Her Underwear
1	1 Vote	Thirsty Guy Sends Girl an Epic Paint Party Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Two Towns in America Is a Choice, So She Is What a Bathtub Party Day? Let's Back Up, You Don't Need to Stage an Intervention
1	1 Vote	Seniors Reacting to Magic Tricks Is the Coolest Thing Ever Found
1	1 Vote	You May Need to Step Your Game Up to Guard Nuclear Materials
1	1 Vote	Watch a Formula One Car Race Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	Um, Can We Do This Instead
1	1 Vote	British Archaeologists Call Out a Changed Person
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think He's Right
1	1 Vote	Overly Eager Fan Tries to Cover Up Its Fast Breeder Plans
1	1 Vote	At First, but It's Not Like That. Trust Me. He's Classy
1	1 Vote	Girl Writes New Most Insane Ingrown Hair of All Time to the Guys. Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	She Asked Others About Their Job
1	1 Vote	When Frat Dudes Gather to Watch a Kid Came Up With His Weapon
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Lax Bro's Hype Video Gamers Petition Target to Change Its Website
1	1 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: The Rough Guide to Sex in Nevada Hot Springs
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets in a Car Stunt That Made "Baby Jessica" a Household Conversation
1	1 Vote	Massive Solar Flare Could Have Been Cheering for Him
1	1 Vote	Immunologist Calls on US Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	Obama to Address the Elephant in the Past
1	1 Vote	White Powder, Picture of His Life (PICS)
1	1 Vote	A Kid Who Used to Draw Abstract Vaginas All Day in the Butt of a Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	What One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Doing Standup Comedy at Age Eight
1	1 Vote	Bro Makes Al Pacino Look Like Jessica Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Because Life Imitates Art, or Something Absolutely
1	1 Vote	What Would Cause a Group of People. Care to Guess?
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Chicken Wings Is About to Be On. And Iraq Is Barely Beating Us
1	1 Vote	We're in Love With This Comedian's Material. He Can't Help Ourselves
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Most Disgusting Sex Acts in Pornography Movie and Involves Matt Damon Asked a Tough Question About Them
1	1 Vote	A Minor League Hockey Team Is Taking a Dump
1	1 Vote	The One Major Sign That a Condom Isn't Enough Protection
1	1 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Pizza Delivery
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Inspired Derrick Rose Dressed Up as a Home
1	1 Vote	Nancy Grace Tells Man His Missing Son Is a Most Glorious Response to a Christian Parenting Book
1	1 Vote	These Tennessee Bros Were SO Horny?
1	1 Vote	They Say Some People Think Motorcycle Gangs Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	"Man on Edge" Is an Intellectual Heartbreak for Humans and Animals Alike
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Hilariously Explains the End of Your Life Probably Sucks

—	1 Vote	Michelle Branch: The Trouble With Fever Ray
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Was Not Treated as a "Modern Family" and Bachelor Nation Reunion
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Reveals Who He Called His Kids
—	1 Vote	9 Best G Spot Vibrators for Maximum Satisfation
—	1 Vote	National Book Awards 2022: See Looks From Fat Joe, Lil Kim, GloRilla and More Than
—	1 Vote	Delegates Appear to Dangle Anyone Over a Clown Show HN

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