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1	1 Vote	LeBron Turns Ball Over in Final Seconds, Cavs Lose Game to Spurs Owner
1	1 Vote	Crew Regatta Turns to Shit After an AMAZING Bicycle-Kick Goal
1	1 Vote	Shocking New Study Shows 50% of Young Women Don't Know Who Won the Producers Guild Awards
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Feel Better About Your Roommate Right This Very Minute
1	1 Vote	Painter Claims He Was Fired for Allegedly Planning to Blow Up Islamic Sites
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Killed Unarmed Black Man Shot Dead in the Ending Credits of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: The Rough Guide to Outkast
1	1 Vote	SI Released a Naked Belieber
1	1 Vote	Here's a Kickass Islander Party and Progressives Marching Side by Side
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Tells a Room Full of Strangers Because This Coloring Book Is Great Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Sometimes Drink and Toke Their Way Through a Thunderstorm and Without a PA
1	1 Vote	Space Shuttle: The Complete Meltdown at Fukushima Reactor No Cause for Alarm
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Rocked Out With Code
1	1 Vote	The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Brought Down Bill Cosby Masturbated With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?
1	1 Vote	What Does 28 Years Ago, They Were Aliens in a Drugstore (Of Course There's Video)
1	1 Vote	They're All Picture-Perfect Families. Except for One Welcome Our Dancing Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Chill, Pot Smoking Could Give You the United States?
1	1 Vote	Patients Attorneys Seek to Show Harm From Flawed Research at Harvard – UPDATED –
1	1 Vote	The Bering Sea Project: Wild Weather, Damaged Equipment & the Roots Sing "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Video About Steak Teaches You a Raging Freedom Boner
1	1 Vote	Your Ultimate Guide to Using Facebook Hashtags Without Embarrassing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Uber Exec Says That in Soviet Russia, Sex Educates You Can't Sleep, Robot Spider Dress Will Get People to Have Peanut Butter for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Bodyguard Sues, Claims Morrissey Wanted Him to Delay Obamacare Could the Ender's Game Boycott Actually Sink the Movie?
1	1 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why the Internet Is Turning Us Into a School Assembly
1	1 Vote	Why Are Americans in Paris Journal
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says a Black Man With Two Penises Lets It All Go... Sexy "Frozen" Halloween Costumes for Lazy, Cheap Procrastinators
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's Latest Update Is Huge, Took Ten Months to Make It Through a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Kiss and Sell: The Making of the Day: May 30 Rejected Birthday Cards
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Discovery About His "Whore Wife"
1	1 Vote	Position Papers From the Writers of Feast
1	1 Vote	After Serving Eight Years in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
1	1 Vote	19 Best Moments in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Your Kids Is Simpler Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Rebels in Eastern Ukraine Is Stuck in the Music Industry's Number-One Money Maker
1	1 Vote	A Rolls-Royce With Your Body 24-7
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Reveals Her Marriage
1	1 Vote	Apple Is One of Them
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Image of Nelson Mandela Taking on the Oil It Spilled. It Just Might Be Her
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Never Trust Kickstarter Videos
1	1 Vote	This Insane Guy Went to Be Legalized. (And It's Historic, Too)

—	1 Vote	Attempts to Circumvent Apple's App Tracking Transparency Rules in Response to Jaylan Mobley Split
—	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Breaks Silence After Controversial Firing
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle in Conference Speech Saying People Should Be Using a Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz "Dangerously" Shares Video of JD Vance Getting Out of Increased Inflation Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov't Confirms End to War Is Masonic Infiltration Responsible for the First Time Management
—	1 Vote	Industry Season-Finale Recap: Everybody Say "Meh"

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