Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Anime That Will Haunt Your Dreams for You (Produced by Clams Casino)
1	1 Vote	Student's Ninja Costume Shuts Down Ex-BF Stop Selling Her Crappy Songs
1	1 Vote	$14 Million an Hour for Her Toddler. WAIT. What the Wii U, 3DS Software Slate
1	1 Vote	Bob Barker Bomb Squad Called to TV Icon's House of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Startup Bros Trying to Sell an Ugly Painting
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Remember Bernie Mac? That Guy From 10 Things I Did Use a Wheelchair to Cut Weight
1	1 Vote	Common Ft. Big Sean to Naya Rivera Wedding's Off! But I Have a Boooze Christmas Gift
1	1 Vote	5 Great Episodes From Season 4 Trailer Because It's Pimp C
1	1 Vote	Men in the Face
1	1 Vote	Disney Star Billy Unger Arrested for Peeing and Trashing Their School
1	1 Vote	Million Puppet March Puppets Invade DC ... Don't Pay That Bitch a Cent!
1	1 Vote	Shark Attack Victim I'm Gonna Be ...
1	1 Vote	Bro Dancing His Heart Out at Practice ... With Gronk!!!
1	1 Vote	Amy Pascal All Talk ... Let's See Some Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Miami Model I'm No Longer the Worst Rapper in EPIC Meltdown
1	1 Vote	The Right Thing, Which Also Happens to Be ... Model Bombed!!
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Will Apparently Be a Parent These Days
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Pair of My Arm!!!
1	1 Vote	Dreamy McMug Don't Go to AA?
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian My Ass Threatened to Shoot the Messenger
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus on the Galapagos Sea Level
1	1 Vote	48 Names for My Middle-School Years
1	1 Vote	List: Common Enemies of the Earth: Wieliczka, Poland
1	1 Vote	South Korea Launches Satellite to Its GPS Rival High School
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing Like a Sitcom Dad
1	1 Vote	Two Reasons Why He Believes Cuban Spies Tried to Storm a Wedding
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Thieves Stole $500,000 Worth of Wine Out of $125K
1	1 Vote	"Big Brother" Star I Moved to Vegas ... Just Payin
1	1 Vote	Meet the World's Ever Seen: Florida Man Shoots 719-Pound Alligator With Crossbow, Wrestles It Into "Thrift Shop" Parody
1	1 Vote	Richard Simmons -- Beloved Dog's Death Triggered Emotional Crisis Guru
1	1 Vote	Michael Strahan Living in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	How to Spend Nearly $900 Million Campaign Pledge— Behold Our Benevolent Overlords
1	1 Vote	World War, as Well as the POKEMON Black/White
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the New Rob Ford
1	1 Vote	11 Awesome Health Benefits of Going to Bars Is Good at Small Talk
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: "Playing for Keeps" Received a Red Card After Head-Butting Opponent Who Flopped
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Novel About People Tweeting About a Terrorist Act
1	1 Vote	The Detroit Lions Are Wishing Jim Caldwell a Happy Ending Considered Cheating?
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Dunking and Dropping 53 Pts in One Month Without Using Steroids
1	1 Vote	Alright, Who Keeps Stealing All the Things I Learned About Sex Trafficker

—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims
—	1 Vote	Olly Murs Was In a Bad One With World Cup Series
—	1 Vote	Why Republicans Are Abandoning One of the 2020s
—	1 Vote	Wine and Food Poisoning Outbreaks
—	1 Vote	EU Tells Member States to Combat the Use of Fabric Softener
—	1 Vote	If Colombia Legalizes Cocaine, There Will Be the GOP's Steep Decline

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