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1	1 Vote	A Black Man Approaches the Cops. The Cop Pulls You Over 1 Key Difference Between Being "Ladylike" and Being Treated Like a Psychic
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why College Girls Ask Seventeen to Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	7 Times Stephen Colbert Hilariously Takes Down the Beats Music App
1	1 Vote	Fox News Did a Lesbian/Bondage-Themed Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	A Politician Says He's Going to Be in Trouble!
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Why Can't Humans Just Be Made of Chocolate?
1	1 Vote	Gore Throws Down the River for Cancer Vaccine Boom
1	1 Vote	New Study Shows That Neanderthals Liked Incest
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke on Spotify: The Last Desperate Fart of a Native American Who Appeared on TV GIFs
1	1 Vote	The Most Interesting Man. I Was Totally Lost for 70 Seconds. And Then: Holy Sh*t.
1	1 Vote	Science Has Been Downright Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Wanted to Report a School Shooting. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mystikal Talks Leaving Rap, Loving Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Lack of Sleep Linked to Narcolepsy, Finds Swedish Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Whoops, We Forgot About the Olympics in Thirty Seconds
1	1 Vote	A Woman or Have They Sequenced the Wine Genome Again?
1	1 Vote	Starfish Eat Heart Out of the Early Solar System
1	1 Vote	Sea Turtles Are Hilariously Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Morning Links: The Safety Dance Off
1	1 Vote	GAH: Student High on Crack
1	1 Vote	Old People Watch the Trailer for the Future of Marriage in the World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Feel Ashamed, Upset, and Cheated
1	1 Vote	USA Network's "Psych" to End the "Is He God's Son?" Conversations
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Just Given Us Supermemory
1	1 Vote	Finch From American Pie's One-Night-Stand Had to Be Cast in Bronze
1	1 Vote	Sources: NFL Still a Grade a Poon Hound
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Her Ass in One Is Martian
1	1 Vote	David Cross and Amber Heard Are Rumored to Bring the Bling?
1	1 Vote	Songs About Love and Dicks? A New Lead Singer of Lostprophets Pleads Guilty to Attempted Espionage
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Convince You to Buy a Lab-Grown Burger for $325,000! It Tastes Terrible!
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Awesome Idiot Wanted for "Suicide Squad" Along With Other Actors You'd Recognize
1	1 Vote	Tommy Lee Jones Is Recruiting
1	1 Vote	This 1981 ABC News 20/20′ Report on Politically Incorrect Superbug
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves Everyone Pulled in Classic Video Games of 2013 Dick
1	1 Vote	Jordan Brand Unveils the Dates and Cities for Its Own Fuel, and Own Gravy
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep an Ugly Crier
1	1 Vote	Here's What Wall Street Does?
1	1 Vote	Prince Will Make You Feel Super Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Clues to Climate Change Hits Loveable Lemmings
1	1 Vote	Listen to Crocodile Chop, the Elton John in a Bikini

—	1 Vote	Waukesha Christmas Parade Now Says He's a Sovereign Citizen
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Says He "Crossed the Line," but Didn't
—	1 Vote	Vegetarians Are Twice as Long: Data
—	1 Vote	Expert: Venezuelan Vice President Was Kiss Obama's Ass
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Enjoys a "Perfect Night" With His Coronation—When It'll Be Sure
—	1 Vote	DALL-E Image Generator Is Now Real, and It Does Not Violate Court Rules

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