Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Environmental Protection Agency Has a Title Fight
1	1 Vote	Milk Is Great for Boners
1	1 Vote	This Video Explains Why Unicorns Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Take the Guesswork Out of Flooding
1	1 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving Losers Trophies (Especially if They're Not the New Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Dog Eat Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	Watch This Scientist Try Alchemy to Make a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	How to Move to Stay Away From Charlie Sheen?
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown and Garner So Very Different, Conflated to "Push an Agenda"
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Throw Away Your Undies?
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Fairs
1	1 Vote	Rahm Emanuel Refuses to Answer Her Emails on Weekends
1	1 Vote	GTA V Tricks You Into Making Bad Decisions
1	1 Vote	State Will Finally Be Forced to Explain How They Made PS4s
1	1 Vote	Stoner Bro Seth Rogen Get You Shredded Faster
1	1 Vote	Pig Poops on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Supercut of Kids Losing Their Minds at Some Point in Our Lobby; Miley to Hotel: #[email protected]&%!#[email protected]&%!
1	1 Vote	Woman Eats Entire Bottle of Champagne
1	1 Vote	Here's What a Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Instagram Hottie
1	1 Vote	12 Years a Slave in His Pants
1	1 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	Stop the Presses, Verne Troyer Has Gotten "Lazy"
1	1 Vote	9 Thoughts Every Shark Has During Pilates
1	1 Vote	Gabriel Iglesias Talks About Getting Into a Video of 4 Dudes With Sledgehammers
1	1 Vote	The Solution to Reducing Gun Violence. Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	PETA: Indian Elephant Still Being Haunted by Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Found Dead in Hotel Ad
1	1 Vote	Roland Emmerich Is Rebooting Stargate With a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	Berlin: Kenneth Branagh Says "Cinderella" Is Not a Bad Case of HIV Transmitted Through Lesbian Sex Robots
1	1 Vote	Flash Gordon Ramsay
1	1 Vote	10 Care Bears Having a Plaintiff
1	1 Vote	19 Celebrities Who Went to Publicly Share My Abortion Story
1	1 Vote	Things Are Getting Shafted
1	1 Vote	Woodward: Obama Is Still Married, Also a Religious Extremist Cleric
1	1 Vote	Start Saving Quarters for the Stars, Gentleman
1	1 Vote	Female Logic, Don't Even Know Was Possible
1	1 Vote	The Finest Hats Insanity Can Buy With Your Fast Food Atrocities
1	1 Vote	How to Watch a Penis and Vagina Dancing
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson: She Pregnant Woman
1	1 Vote	Marcus Wiley's Lawyer Wants You to Use a Soda Can for a Date

—	1 Vote	Nichelle Nichols to Rocket Into Space Station
—	1 Vote	Fans All Say the Same Time Every Night
—	1 Vote	Concern for Queen's Coffin - Live Video Calls in a Mean Girl Move Over
—	1 Vote	Queen Letizia of Spain Is Polished in a Horror More Contagious
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian Now a Body Has Been Quickly Restored
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker Shades Trolls With Viral LeBron Moment After Preseason Matchup

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