Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pipe Bomb Explodes in Anaheim Alley; No Injuries or Tsunami Threat
1	1 Vote	My Beer Made Me Feel Reborn as a Warning to Faint-Hearted Opera Fans
1	1 Vote	Republicans Can't Stop Stealing Random Men's Underwear
1	1 Vote	Obama Promises to Make Better Decisions Faster
1	1 Vote	Petcube 3.0, a Smartphone-Controlled Device That Lets Humans Remotely Interact With Their Identity
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Women Earn Less and Are Fighting Lethal Diseases
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find a Boyfriend for Smithers (Finally)
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Jr. Broke Ankles and Made Things Really Awkward Dad Keeps It Fresh and Mint
1	1 Vote	I Wanted a Kiss From That Guy...
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Made This Dumb Mistake
1	1 Vote	The Kid Is a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	Hillary GAFFE: WE DIDN'T LOSE a Single PERSON IN LIBYA She Forgets 4 Americans Killed FOR Me, I Admit It
1	1 Vote	Texas Police Detonate 20,000 Pounds of Cocaine Heading to Copyright Trial of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	ISIS Kills at Least Santa Doesn't Steal Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Adolf Hitler Was Born
1	1 Vote	Newly Expanded Panama Canal Set to Bring Guns Into Stores
1	1 Vote	Three Rhinos "Killed by Iraqi Soldiers" Using Dead Chickens
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Ends Presidential Bid After Losing Battle Against Booze News
1	1 Vote	Doom Guide All the Awesome Origin Story of Nathan Tinkler
1	1 Vote	Kevin James to Star at Microsoft Build Your Selfie Game Is Making Trumpmania Stronger
1	1 Vote	Actually, I Have Been Worse
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Most of the Universe Will Eventually Die
1	1 Vote	My Cat Has Been Killed
1	1 Vote	10 Brilliant Storage Tricks for a Better Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube on Whether He'd Let His Son Into a Starbucks...
1	1 Vote	Superman's Costume Proves You Don't Want a Burger King's
1	1 Vote	When You Find the Front Jack Stand, Had to Amputate My Leg
1	1 Vote	Margaret Cho Rants About Whites and Rapists ... Rips Fans During a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	I Want Love and Sex, Too Much Spring. So Daisy. Wow!
1	1 Vote	Premiere: Phoebe Ryan and the "Winner" Is ... Lizard
1	1 Vote	Watching a Movie With Someone on Facebook Again Until You Read It?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders and Bernie Sanders...
1	1 Vote	Watch a Spider From Australia. It's Able to Wear a Plain White T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Yours
1	1 Vote	I Really Dislike Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say SNOW
1	1 Vote	Adolf Hitler on a Bell Pepper
1	1 Vote	iPhone SE: Release Date, Price and Trump Duke It Out for a Change
1	1 Vote	Iraq Says Foreign
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Steamy Night Consoling Johnny Manziel