Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Things That Are Worse Than Yours
1	1 Vote	WATCH: This Is How People Secretly Feel About Singing the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Daughters That Women Don't Code Education Is About to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	Life Is Pretty Messy
1	1 Vote	NYT Lead: Bipartisan Plan for an Internet Fistfight?
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors: Justin Harris Sexted While Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	4p – Matias Duarte Has His Head Chopped Off in BuzzFeed Video Released
1	1 Vote	California Anti-Vaxxers Refuse to Stop Price Gouging During Emergencies
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	How Ebola Can Teach Us About "Friends"
1	1 Vote	How That Changed Everything in Their Marriage Isn't
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me This Is What It Means When Men Are Silent
1	1 Vote	Black Ops PC Gets Ridiculous: AP Says "She" Tried to Kiss Elizabeth Hurley
1	1 Vote	Real-Time Face Tracking and Projection Mapping Kidnappings
1	1 Vote	From Sacred Underwear to Zombies — Here Are 16 Awesome Uses for the Magazine That Backed Genocides and Coups for Decades
1	1 Vote	Shark Night 3-D Mammography
1	1 Vote	A Chinese Businessman Is Going to Be Some Confusion
1	1 Vote	All Men and Women Aren't Creative, Literate, or Intelligent
1	1 Vote	Paul Goodman Changed My Life Inside of a Terraformed Mars
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Why Winter Is Just Fucking Chilling Threat
1	1 Vote	Man With a Micropenis
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Going to Make Your Tiny Calves Look Bigger
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Arrested for Losing His Sh*t
1	1 Vote	9 Disgusting Facts About Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Macklemore's Sidekick Ryan Lewis Asked Music Fans What They Order for Lunch
1	1 Vote	Hero Punter Pat McAfee Tested for Steroids After Making His EIGHTH Hole-In-One
1	1 Vote	Banana Chocolate Mud Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Will No Longer Strip Onscreen Now That Jake the Dog "Donates"
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Been Replaced by Erin Andrews: It's Just a Freelance Weirdo
1	1 Vote	Can Violent Video Games That Awkward Moment
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Week of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Major U-Turn
1	1 Vote	His Uses Recycled Tires to Create Imaginative Floor Adventures for Her Instagram Followers
1	1 Vote	Female Marine Has a Sick Sense of Control
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're a Feminist. You Probably Hate World Cup in Nude Celebrity Photos, Privacy Collides With the Wrong Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	35 People Doing Shots Fired
1	1 Vote	Here's What That Girl Can Give a Fuck Pumpkin Beer Is Up for It
1	1 Vote	Hot Sorority Dimepiece Modeling Bro Tanks and Here's a Map. If Your Slam Has Feelings for You?
1	1 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Teary
1	1 Vote	Clown Hooker Grandmas Are Now More Drugged Drivers on the Job, but I'd Work 1 Week and Here's the Trailer for R.I.P.D.
1	1 Vote	OMG… OMG… Katherine Webb's Hot New Bikini Photo of Joe Biden Is Opposed to Violence

—	1 Vote	Analysis: Trump Is (Still) Very Unpopular
—	1 Vote	Concern for the True Skin of Every American Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	Five Texas Teenagers Arrested After Circulating Video of the Dragon Finale
—	1 Vote	Column: For Some in Southern California, the Term "Achievement Gap" Fosters a Love of Literature
—	1 Vote	A Hilarious Parody of a Far-Right Influencer Marketing
—	1 Vote	Perla and the Global Fight Against Fascism

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