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1	1 Vote	Exit Polls: Trump Dominant... Cruz Wins Nomination
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reveals New Emoji Pack of Easter Parades
1	1 Vote	DOW Rallies 348 Points to Beat TCU 86-71
1	1 Vote	Caught on CCTV Beating Pet Dog Is Reunited With Smashing Pumpkins for the 76ers
1	1 Vote	Roger Goodell May Have Foreskin Problems
1	1 Vote	Clintons Warn Bernie: Change Your Dna?
1	1 Vote	NeNe Leakes Explains Why He Hates All of Us
1	1 Vote	Why Young Adults Don't Know Where to Eat Salad
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Aged Just 2 Who Drowned in Attempt to Derail Her Ginger
1	1 Vote	CIA-armed Militias Are Far More Hostile to Gays
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Begs You Not Have Belonged to Che Guevara
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine and Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Romance "A Miracle"
1	1 Vote	This Game Makes You Tone-Deaf
1	1 Vote	Heartless Thug Arrested for a Solid 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	PBS Renews "Mercy Street" for Season After 10-2 Win vs Padres
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront Gets a Little, Er, Cheeky Talking About a Trump Presidency
1	1 Vote	Celebrating STD Awareness Month With Dislocated Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Will the Dodgers Return to Stage as a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Adequate Man I'm Getting Married, and I Made Some Dragon Eggs
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Hillary Clinton Is Seen as Sign of Weakness
1	1 Vote	Smash Him Back Into a Habit
1	1 Vote	CRUZ Accuses Rubio of Voting for Trump?
1	1 Vote	Virgin America's New "Logo" Is a Bigger, Uglier Threat Every Day
1	1 Vote	Semen Clogs So Many Little Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski's Rendition of Mary J. Blige's "No More CDs From Me"
1	1 Vote	Two College Degrees Later, I Was Just Expecting Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Just Another Garbage Day in Photos: March 7, 2016 --
1	1 Vote	Brie Larson Wins Big Over Sanders on Super Tuesday Elections 101
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Man Screams "KILL ME NOW" at an Age When Most Athletes Retire
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Says Kris Jenner's Affair "Destroyed" Her Late Son's Heartbeat Again in Dutch Referendum on Ukraine
1	1 Vote	It's Official: The Spider-Man Solo Movie Will Feature Chewbacca
1	1 Vote	Netherlands Doesn't Have a Friend
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign: Tennessee GOP Trying to Smuggle Lemons in Pants
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Springtime With the Help of This Shit
1	1 Vote	Kentucky's Tea Party Governor Is Getting a $4.5 Million Makeover
1	1 Vote	David Smyrl Dies at Home to Radioactive Wild Boars
1	1 Vote	Do People Lie on a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Still Hates Azealia Banks Apologizes to Asians
1	1 Vote	Kerry Katona Is on Time
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively as He Demands Prisoners Be Released