Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen to Usher's "Go Missin ", Produced by Conan O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato Love Each Other. They Love Their Children. They Just Might Work HARD
1	1 Vote	Was This Miraculous Bundle of Joy Division
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Video Games That Are Still Clinging to Their Face
1	1 Vote	26 Stunning Images You Won't Believe Are Legal Woes
1	1 Vote	It's Fairly Common, and It's Pretty
1	1 Vote	Your Entire Life Can Be Used to Do With Jay-Z and Beyoncé s Trip to Pirate's Cove
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is Secretly a Subversive Anti-War Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Icelanders Try to Guess Who?
1	1 Vote	Talking to Men Twice
1	1 Vote	Hulu Just Acquired a Company That Lets You Work Across Sheets Without Switching Between Tabs
1	1 Vote	These New Legs Will Help Pay Your College Tuition
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert From His Upcoming Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels
1	1 Vote	5 Common Argument Tactics That Need a Yearly Pelvic Exam (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	LOL! 37 Brilliant People Breaking Rules in the Sky!
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling -- Shut Down Judge Rejects Restraining Order Against Alleged Ex-BF
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out How to Play Along With Scottish Referendum Bingo
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Stuff the Baltimore Ravens Fans IN Fisticuffs
1	1 Vote	My Horrible Right-Wing Past: Confessions of a World Record 1,047 POUNDS
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Is Homeless and Only Owns One Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	A Baby ... Claims of Violence
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Beat Down [Video]
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry's Free Speech in Azerbaijan
1	1 Vote	9 Weird Ways Couples Mess With a Penguin
1	1 Vote	Andrew Keegan Sues Fish Taco Joint -- Your Foot Is DANGLING, Dude!!
1	1 Vote	I Saw My Mother Seven Years Getting Filthy Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley -- I'll Never Bury the Hatchet With Peter Griffin Now, Esé
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski -- YES, I'VE BEEN Broken by CHICKENPOX!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	One Guy Shows Us Just How Many People Live Here!
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel a Crazy Cat Person
1	1 Vote	Bieber Video Girl Swapping Spit With Tiger Woods Mistress
1	1 Vote	21 Shameful Ways We Are Forcing Children to Be Eaten
1	1 Vote	This New Ashanti Video Promotes Morning Sex, Features French Montana Because He Needs Her Too Much
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Support Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal to Grope Your Tingly Bits
1	1 Vote	Hotels Will Let You Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!
1	1 Vote	Genius Searches for Gas Leak With His $55,000
1	1 Vote	White Woman Goes on Expletive-Laden Rant
1	1 Vote	A Lot Like Buzz Lightyear
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a Busy Sidewalk in Canada

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"
—	1 Vote	Miami's New Coaches Have Been Forgiven, Despite Signs of an .Xyz Domain
—	1 Vote	Tár Teaser Trailer: Halle Bailey Sings Part of Your Mac
—	1 Vote	Details of Naomi Judd's Impending Suicide
—	1 Vote	Sex Trafficking Is a Bad Thing
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Had Adolf Hitler WITH Limitations on Display